Put bananas on my terrace

>put bananas on my terrace
>10-20 birds come to eat them
>there's not enough bananas for all of them
>some of them fight
>throw more bananas to calm them down
>i'm basically a president throwing out free money at rioters so they shut their mouth

how do you have fun in your cunt?

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i wannk

Listen to 90s Hip hop, hate myself, go for walks, cook

>no video of birds and bananas
Why?

That's not nice Lara

here is a old pic one one birb eating
i have to wait to see a flock because they finished eating for the morning

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Same, but with grain and ducks. Also giving seed and lard to tits, jays, sparrows, woodpeckers, etc in winter.

based bird feeder

What are the international repercussions of this ?

>What are the international repercussions of this ?
no more birds in the forest as they all come to my house -> they shit everywhere -> I get free fertilizer -> france becomes a fertilizer powerhouse

Thanks :^)

It's a symbiotic relationship, I feed them when it's difficult to find food for them, they eat snails and bugs around my home during summer.

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>they eat snails
>he doesn't give the snails for me to eat

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you breed disease , stop feeding bids

Yeah, I heard that's a thing around here, people collect them and sell them to some company that prepares them, and exports to Spain.
Those slimy fucks grow up to the size of large plums and destroy my leafy greens.

>you breed disease , stop feeding bids
I WILL feed the birds
they will geat eaten by the iguanas in my backyard or eagles anyway
+ they fertilize my banana trees

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You really shouldn't feed wildlife...

they either the bananas on the ground or on the tree, what's the difference anyway ?

It's really more of an issue if you feed them inconsistently, and obviously depends where you live, but feeding (non-migtating) birds during winter is normal here.

they either eat*

ALL HAIL THE KING

DIEU ET MON DROIT

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