I am obsessed with Americans and think about them all the time

I am obsessed with Americans and think about them all the time

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well i hate them mostly

America is a reality show and I enjoy their suffering.

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based, harass me about heathcare or guns any time bro

yeah we know

>ywn be an ameriburger

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>the dane who can’t eat soup AND a sandwich

gigabased

Name seven things about America

Please just forget about us.

joe rogan

That's 7 inches tall, not 7 things, try again

>That's 7 inches tall
stop talking about my penis please

I have consumed American media all my life
I've spoken American English for most of my life
I interact with Americans online every day
I am American

tell me user, how is it to be free & brave?

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Tbh i really like bong posters
You like feet so much you count your distances in them

>how is it to be free & brave?
Its scary and a lot of pressure.

>You like feet so much
yeah so fucking what?

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Utah
Brandon
Corn Subsidies
Car
Too big
Cut penis
Mike Pence

do you really??????????????

Didnt Germany invent the car? They deserve the credit.

Yes, we are a vile-corrupted place.

Yes, I have noticed this with Brits online. It is truly pathetic. You guys are obsessed with them.

if you had the choice, would you be born burger again or rather a different cunt?

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I would be born a burger again, only because I am familiar to the experience- maybe next time i could make better use of it.

wanna swap?

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You wouldnt like it here. I wouldnt even want to put you through that. You should go to China, Pacific is future.