I was detained for 7 hours and during this process I had to strip naked for a few seconds...

I didn't mean to stay there, but the police car just arrived at the spot

Actually, yes

As a brazilian motorcycle driver, I support this message.
Fuck cagers.

Just fucking ride in the opposite way brah. Police will not risk their life chasing you in incoming traffic.
But never forget. Be a good loser. When police finally catch you, accept defeat and shut your fucking mouth.

I think you addressed the second part to me. When the police car was next to me and I heard that terrible air horn sound, I didn't want to make my case worse

this man must have the most leaky asshole in all of europe

Well, my idea of "catch" is when police throw in the ground.
Also did you pretend you don't speak the local language? It worked with me when they tried to enforce masks. Literaly look at the police and say "no nintendo " and walk away. You would be surprised the amount of police officers afraid of beating tourists.

army conscription was like that
i was detained for 3 years and before that i had to strip and have a doctor feel my balls

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Respect

No, I heard the air horn and froze. I don't think pretending to be a foreigner would have made my night easier that day.

The beautiful day of an homosexual in Europe.

t. Peruvian in Madrid

I was forced to strip naked and blow in my hand while a overweight female hold my testicles.
Worst part was, she was not even looking at my balls, she was making visual contact with me the whole time.
To this day I still believe I was victim of a very elaborated prank.

>she was making visual contact with me the whole time.
this should be made illegal as a violation of medical ethics
doctor should not be allowed to look at your face while touching your balls he either looks at the balls or doesnt look at you at all.

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You might have received a beautiful cock in your ass that night but y were not so lucky.

t. Peeuvian

Next time start to recite pasta brands while you wave your hands in the air. And finish with "mama mia". Cops will wither think your are italian and all the memes where real, or let you go thinking you are retarded.

Next time I meet my lawyer I'll ask her what would have happened if I started speaking to them in English. But whatever happens, they take me in, and once they look at my papers they know I'm Hungarian. And they actually searched through my bag, even my money was counted and put in the inventory, so they would have gotten to my ID cards

It's the army. Everything that happen in the army can't be judge by normal laws because the army may need to take actions for the greater good.
Also. One time a group of Brazilians was caught in a train without passage (apparently they don't check), and when security gather around, they started to yell "ARGENTINA, ARGENTINA, ARGENTINA" just to make Argentina look worse.
Being arrested in a foreign country is not enough for a Brazilian, you need to use the opportunity to make your neighbours take the blame.

>I'll ask her what would have happened if I started speaking to them in English
Nothing as long you don't lie about your identity.

Is it explicit illegal to talk in a foreign language to law enforcement in your country?

Well according to the law when they take you in (for any reason, even a missing ID card), they can hold you for 8+4 hours. For the +4 hours they need to give an explanation, for example they had to get a translator.

So I spent there 7 hours, With your idea I would very well have spent 12 hours there

You are missing the big picture.
Can you imagine the face of the whole department when the translator tell them that you are Hungarian doing it for lulz?

That would give me nothing. I enjoyed the faces of policemen lingering in the corridors and rooms when I was escorted around in those shorts as you see in the OP pic

How shorter do you need to go to actually be arrested for indecent exposure?