An american walks in a pub
An american walks in a pub
Chase Evans
Dominic Cruz
he can't get through the doorway
Zachary Harris
Whats a pub? Is that like a bar?
Samuel Foster
>he instantly kills himself with alcohol poisoning because all the beer is stronger than 3.8%
Hunter Lewis
edp?
Jordan Campbell
lol this
Brody Jenkins
>orders a single beer
>5 glasses of coca cola
>49 random snacks
>Pretends to be drunk
>Calls everyone a dirty beaner
>Pays with credit card
>"Sorry sir you can't tip with a credit card"
>Shoots up the place to save the white race
>Can't leave because he's too fat to go through the door
>Gets shot by police
Jeremiah Hughes
An american walks in a pub and orders an "american beer"
He's given a glass of water
Asher Myers
An american walks into a pub and takes 1 sip from a European beer
He passes out from being too drunk
Lincoln Howard
>Do y’all have coors on tap?
Austin Reed
“Y’ever heard of this drink, it’s called budweiser, I think it’s German or something but we drink it in the states”
Logan Lee
They are trying so hard to push people to drink that garbage here. It's not working because people would rather drink cat piss (heineken) over american watery "beer"
Andrew Davis
>what the fuck is a lager? I want a beer, B-E-E-R
Jacob Hill
>twink virgin yuropoors mad again
Mason Reed
I don't get why you people act like American beer is so weak, Budweiser is our standard piss drink for casually sipping all day and it's 5% which is what most piss beers are. IPAs and fancy blondes are usually 6-8%. Do yuros all drink 10% abv beers or something?
Zachary Carter
american beer isn't weak its just yuros being faggots
Bentley Morris
I do not take western yuros seriously anymore. I still kneel to scandinavians and eastern yuros if they call me weak since they are apparently actual alcoholics, however.
Isaac Ortiz
>well I guess I’m on vacation, I can get a little drunk tonight, oh what the heck, give me something extra strong. I’ll take a bud light!
Liam Reed
>american
>walking
Juan Cox
>american
>weak in beer
>weak in taste
>weak in muscle
What are they actually strong in? Bowel movements?
Isaiah Morales
>weak in culture
Can’t forget that one
Austin James
He's given a glass of high fructose corn syrup (contains 0% corn)
Elijah Gonzalez
More like a complete absence of culture
Asher Rivera
nice
Jonathan Jackson
THATS GOD DAMN SACRILEGE
THE BIBLE SAYS THAT I NEEED CORN AND CORN RELATED PRODUCTS TO GET INTO HEAVEN
Oliver Turner
damn yuros been seething and coping for a while
Leo Brown
an attitude that will serve you well. slav beer is actually very nice. i had some beer from kragujevac serbia and some strong "mocne" beer from poland that comes in 40oz plastic bottles. both the best beers ive ever had. mexican beer like corona and sol is what i drink here. budweiser is decent as any other beer