ITT we pretend we're british

fookin knackered, me, bloody ell me woa boa at nans 'n oll

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empty thy pockets mandem

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fackin ehn age ass (NHS) fackin takin up me sonday can't even watch the footy wit the lads fackin shite innit

can I get a translation?

In English, doc

do they not speak english in england? am I being psyoped

45 MINUTES TO BE HERE? IS IT ILEGAL TO HOLD A BUGLAR WHILE I WAIT? CAN I GET IN TROUBLE?

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There's different accents and dialectics all over England. That vid is socusers and I can't be bothered to translate right now. I'm sorry.

أنا بريطاني

Translate it right fucking now

I'll just do the first line from the woman:

"You're a burglar so I can't serve you, sorry."

good morning dear sirs

my son is black and a girl but I love him

You're barred love cant serve you sorry
Im barred? What for girl?
Shoplifting
What? Shoplifting!
Yeah
You hard? Faced fucking cow do you think you are?
You're not allowed!
Ahh fuck off
Get out
Hear you, you know what i always say: times are hard and friends are few. Ta'ra to fucking you

Lol

I don't have to pretend.

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I'm sorry

kek

cant be doin with this

oi, looking to finance one of these babies on two incomes. reckon I can manage it if toilberg sees to issuing a raise

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>Ta'ra to fucking you
?

fucking hell on earth

not br*tish but i go to greggs daily for tea and sausage roll

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