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What's the most unique experience you lads have had?
the euphoria i felt walking out of the polling station after voting brexit
Mad how so many people in this country think shit that happens in America affects their lives personally. First BLM and now this Roe vs Wade stuff.
Sort of cooked something for tea. As in I didn't just put frozen stuff in the oven. Feel quite good
pooing my arse off
Reminder that GCSE English students are learning this instead of Wilfred Owen now:
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so anyway here's wonderwall
Spicy, but what happened to her asymmetric boobs?
Condom slipped off whilst I was shagging (complete accident) and now this bird's accusing me of stealthing and rape and all the rest of it. What the fuck do I do now?
Big Boy Breakfast for me my lidsssss
>asymmetric boobs
Literal virgin fingers tapped that one out
So no more Shakespeare or George Orwell?
Ex gf drank a shot glass of my piss and now it is my fetish
Virgin post rofl.
buy smaller condoms
sainsbury's employee made fun of my voice to his colleague after I thanked him for helping me. now I think twice before thanking others lest I be insulted again
do not cum...do not cum...
I'M GONNA CUM
this is why the working classes are thick as muck
*mocks your voice*
Sucking a slug
went to a sissy tea party
sucking a basketball
me monero node is down
cant load my wallet
just realised adios means "To God". Mad how basically every way of saying "hello" and "goodbye" in most languages is some variation of that phrase.
Cum in Poley's arse
Mean
love the feeling of booze so much
no more goyslop for me de lads
No they're not. It's still Macbeth, A Christmas Carol and An Inspector Calls. Although Wilfred Owen tends to be on the Year 9 or 10 curriculum now, not Year 11.
All this "woke" and "decolonisation" shit tends to be taught to Year 7/8, at which age they don't really care about that stuff anyway, not even the so-called "BAME" ones.
t. English teacher
Try drinking it next time
imagine if Kanye West was president haha lol
Business idea: urinal shorts sleeve
love shoving things up my arse
"Adieu" would be the same, right? And "goodbye" means like "God be with you" or something right?
just your average bloke, me
*pops a bog standard golf ball into my mouth and makes a slurping noise*
no one man should have all that power
what happens here?
For wen dem ketch a Englan,
An start play dem different role,
Some will settle down to work
An some will settle fe de dole.
Jane says de dole is not too bad
Because dey payin she
Two pounds a week fe seek a job
dat suit her dignity.
Me say Jane will never fine work
At de rate how she dah look,
For all day she stay popn Aunt Fan couch
An read love-story book.
scromitting
ktim
question to gym-goers:
does your legs and arse getting thick impact the trousers you can wear?
anywhere in particular you get trousers that fit well?
I like there, it is shite
What's it like being a teacher, is it easy to pull chicks? You ever gone out with any fit female teachers?
no it's not
be quiet
kek this is me
Yeah. "Goodbye" is a contract of God Be With You and then I think they changed the God to Good to fit with the other phrases like Good Morning. My personal favourite is "Hello" and "Hello to you too" in Irish. It's "God With You" and the response is "God and Mary With You".
poverty, teen pregnancy and crimes against the english language
got some family there
just bite the bullet and go sexcore lad
scouse mandem
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doesnt really answer my question
>Crane drops tank with poisonous gas in Jordan's Aqaba port; at least 10 dead, 251 injured
most of the girls i hook up with are from other schools, don't want to get fired
Met my doppelgänger
We at /brit/ say Rest in Peace to them.
me after eating eggs on toast
sad that
Not noticed any difference desu. All the fit teachers have boyfriends too.
‘Ce
>Sir, I'm afraid that poisonous gas we needed has been lost in transit.
fucking hell, genuinely useless at industrial jobs them lot
You'd get fired for dating a fellow teacher? Really? Unless you mean you're dating pupils, but I assume not
kek
Not that unique but I did that massive zipline in Wales
>IRL mate says my name
>immediately uncomfortable, feel like i'm being doxxed
i need to go out more lads
well he asked for unique experiences so why did you bother replying? stupid cunt
this is actually decent desu
can someone explain the alan titchmarsh gimmick to me?
my wives
yes im sure someone can
Got arrested for terrorism
Or the time I met bojo and talked to him for about an hour about ancient greek democracy
More of a 11:30 type of accident than a 16:18 type of accident. Probably still had the fear from the weekend
>All the fit teachers have boyfriends too
Guess that makes sense
Do you enjoy the job or hate it? Since you're teaching secondary school kids, do they give you shit a lot of the time?
lmfao that webm
ummmm Qatarbros????
ching chong bing bang i no likey le other chingo bongos
TRANSFORMERS MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE
lol
genuinely something wrong with them lot
7/10 gimmick I'll give you that
>I met bojo and talked to him for about an hour about ancient greek democracy
story?
andy murray is english scum
and how will the bender-loving, blm-worshipping fifa freaks respond to this? by doing absolutely fuck all.
but liberalism is the west's religion
Actually he asked for the "most unique experience you lads have had" you illiterate cretin.
On good days there's nothing like it.
>Since you're teaching secondary school kids, do they give you shit a lot of the time?
Depends what class. Most classes are fine behaviour-wise except the odd bit of chattiness. I have a really tough Year 9 class which I only teach once a week.
Are you a paedo
Have not heard a single person so much as mention this band IRL, and yet they are pushed fucking everywhere.
yes
If I was I wouldn't be allowed to work in a school.