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If Any Forums were to embody one sin it would be sloth

Alri glowie

Do the native brits require instructions such as this?

youtu.be/XA241Lg70fg

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world economic forum
forum???
where the sign up page be at nigga on god im finna sign up to this economic world fr fr no kizzy

booze, pub

corrrrrrr mate how did you know I was scobbering for a wank

The World Economic Image Board

34C here
its a bit of a drag if it goes on for like 1 month without a break

clear one mails in the king's yarn!

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Had a dream that santa got shot down by the IDF and now I can't stop laughing at that idea

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va

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I'm a Paragon of temperance me
Don't gamble
Barely drink
Don't do drugs
Don't overeat
Not spendthrift
Don't enjoy casual sex

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posted on brit a few times while waiting for the prescribed benzos to hit and send me off to sleep (chronic insomnia, me)

looney tunes are just normal tunes to me

crazy frog is just a normal frog to me

i dont get it
im literally underweight, at 6-7% bodyfat and my diet is perfect
why is my face so fucking fat, i look like a literal 8 year old

been inundated with cornetto adverts so now whenever i see a corrrrrr post my mind instantly goes to cornetto fuck sake lads big dairy backed western marketing doing an absolute NUMERICAL on me

>6-7% bodyfat
source?

Moon faced twat

>right then lads lets kick this afternoon off with a BELTER of a topic
>drugs you've done while partaking in british culture such as raves and being a general wasteman?

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You better refer to her leaks and not her post wall tits.

i'm so tired of our summers being one week between 20 - 30 and then the rest being back to the usual fucking miserable cloudy and rainy days, i hate it so fucking much, i hate how lethargic i feel and how shit it is to wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is put the fucking lights on

what makes things worse is how shit this country looks as it is, so under a coat of grey it's even more fucking depressing

this land is cursed

why didn't you post the gchq one

It's 18C outside where I am. Are you up north or something?

my body calipers and the gym machine which measures your body fat percentage
im an actual twig but my face looks obese, it makes no sense

alri

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God i love latex great post user

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you got one of them untermensh skulls
when I was underweight I looked like death because of sunken eyes and cheekbones that could pierce the skin

thefappeningblog.com/alison-brie-nude-leaked-the-fappening-sexy-collection-51-photos-videos/

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>It's 18C
essex, it's cold and looks like it will rain any moment now, can't even see the clear sky now, it's just a massive grey cloud

*stands in the corner of the thread with a trench coat, clipboard and unlit pipe in my mouth*

Cannot fathom why people come on holiday here from places like Australia

i don't have a gchq one

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brain fog
migraine headache
carpal
erectile dysfunction
jerked cock
pssd
pain in the joints
generally tired
depression
anxiety
incel
hemorrhoids
tenesmus
ibs
adhd
dyel
asperger's
low functioning autism
anorexia
bulimia
collapsed hubby
Norwood
fibromyalgia
male child
dandruff
tinnitus
alvedontelegoni.
Ford oil stains
shell eyes
small bones
porn addiction
dropped out of high school
failed comvux
nasolabial folds
women's handbags
low-broiled
dependency personality
women's hands
tystautism
small cock
thin cock
no chin
no friends
pläp
small balls
insomnia
smells bad
crow's feet
Vallon blood
penile papules
low volume
dyxlesi
acne
eczema
gynos
bad teeth
glasses.
smalfet
catarrh
heartburn
premature ejaculation
card
ugly
poor
none
low self-confidence
low-skilled
low status
low
low test

I can't take it anymore

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Pooed myself after getting black out drunk in front of a cathedral one time

Apparently it's just meant to be magna carta, not the magna carta.

Good boy

obviously not for the weather. what a stupid thing to say

Do brits know about pissluffare? Wtf

Ford oil stains?

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it's fucking insane, not only is the weather shit and everything decayed and horrible, there's pretty much fuck all to do

There's fuck all to see is there.

For me, its Encarta

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ktim

Could have just said Swedish

>my body calipers and the gym machine which measures your body fat percentage
not the most reliable of measures

You got culcha innit

ROARING

ktim

Anime!

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HOWLING

for me it's peggy carta

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As usual, a French flag is a reliable measure of being a twat

im 6ft and weight 57kg
im severely underweight

va

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sad twats

ah ok youre a pair of perpetually miserable naysayers. no point having conversations with pathetic wet blankets like you.
try leaving your bedrooms once in a while

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watching cricket

>outside temperature is 18°C max whole day
Guess I don't need to buy water cooling set for my PC

thanks cobba

>try leaving your bedrooms once in a while
Obviously not going anywhere with this SHITE weather am I

Have seen a very steep rise in BMWF adverts since YouTube got rid of the dislike button.

Long service leave originated here specifically to allow public servants to take a trip to England at least once in their life.
Just one of those things every Anglo man must do, like muzzies and their hajj.

fuck this gay earth, im so ugly
why is eugenics not a thing

>brain fog
heheh ohh that’s me my boy, hoho… heh… ohh yes it comes for us all… dusntit young lad…

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youtube.com/watch?v=Gxd23UVID7k
doin a listen

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you planning a pilgrimage yourself lad? if so may i recommend the cotswolds and devon

ktim ktim ktim

>leave the house
>nothing but economic decay and off licenses
>grey cloud covering the entire sky
>most likely windy and raining too
>already tired and lethargic due to a lack of vitamins from the not-present sun
>trains are a scam, can't just travel somewhere nicer for a day
>cost of fuel is also a scam, same outcome
>cafes/restuarants are a scam
>very few events anywhere taking place, if they are: scam
what do you suggest people do outside?

not be a complete sadact

like i said, no point having any kind of dialogue with losers like you.

...

how ye doin pal

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well then ill stay indoors

>can't actually suggest anything
kekd

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just sharped (shat and parped)

That's what life in Essex is like

no point. you'll just poke holes in any suggestion presented to you.

Its so warm mate, have the desk fan on

Done them all

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if they're genuinely shit suggestions with obvious flaws, yes

stop assuming the worst of people you miserable git
learn to love life

Take a multivitamin

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If you have problems in your life and you haven’t quit social media and hit the gym then stfu
Simple as

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>>leave the house
>>nothing but economic decay and off licenses
>>grey cloud covering the entire sky
>>most likely windy and raining too
>>already tired and lethargic due to a lack of vitamins from the not-present sun
>>trains are a scam, can't just travel somewhere nicer for a day
>>cost of fuel is also a scam, same outcome
>>cafes/restuarants are a scam
>>very few events anywhere taking place, if they are: scam
and you will be happy

Get a Megabus somewhere you've never been before, ride a bike in the fucking woods, go to the gym, go to the seaside... or die sad and alone in your bedroom, we don't care.

a clue gained