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any ganja toker in?

Nothing to get, just a beautiful PV

DOOOOOOD LMAO

BLAZE IT FAGGOT

Why is “prison food” (i.e. crumbled up Doritos mixed with hot water and ramen or some shit) so romanticized in the US?

It was a train of thought running off other posts in the thread. Not my problem if the post was at a level of abstraction that your Chinese bug brain can’t process

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i have some old butts outside
but i dont feel like ovening them to dry them

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uruguay (you are gay)

THIS IS WAR

You got any tattoos urk?

Oliver : This ain't a war, anymore than a war between men and maggots. Or, dragons and wolves. Or, men riding dragons, throwing wolves at maggots.

Oliver : We gotta find a way to take out these tripods. I heard that the Japs took out a few of 'em over in Kikkoman.

Tom Ryan : Kikkoman. That's- That's a soy sauce.

Oliver : Right, yeah. Low sodium.

Oliver : We'll build our own tripods. Ours will have four legs.

I'm not Urkel.
Tattoos are trashy.

Free will was a meme invented to staunch christianitys self inflicted theodic wound.
Brain dead ideas like negative rights and responsibility dont exist without the idea of free will. They are a christarded fabrication.

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Born in Kansas on an ordinary plain

What are you going to do fren

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Had mcdonalds for breakfast and dinner

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>Yes, grandson. I fought in the Great McDonald's War of 2022

THIS IS A KEEPER!

It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United
Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably
deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to
deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that
the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically,
the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "F*** You!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir,
you'll have to get in line for that, too."

Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

whatd you get

I cannot feel any emotion but pain.

thats so bad its good

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and when we're done with all this nonsense........

How did he survive G7

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My read on it is that there’s probably a certain romance to the idea that governments and prisons try to use the regular mealtimes as a punishment (sometimes serving them simulated poop, see: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutraloaf ), but rather than the caged men caving and just taking it, they buy whatever disgusting crap is made available at the prison shop, and combine or manipulate it in some way to make it marginally palatable. It speaks to the unbreakable human spirit. It’s almost reminiscent of the premise surrounding “One must imagine Sisyphus happy.” Sisyphus is condemned to roll a big boulder up the hill and watch it roll back down again for eternity, but even in this personalized hell, Camus asserts that there is no reason he cannot smile and take some time to himself as he walks back down the hill to resume his boulder pushing. Even in hell, the punishment cannot be absolute.

On a completely different note, that sort of media on YouTube probably mainly targets minorities. Most minorities in North America have spent time in prison, so basically all minorities would know family members who may have bragged about the kind of stuff they whipped up while imprisoned, sparking curiosity and maybe edging it into more mainstream culture.

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