Are garloids legal in your country?

Are garloids legal in your country?
>USA
>only in 34 states

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We smuggle them from libya

No but my dick is legal in your moms ass

and the libyans smuggle you

illegal everywhere but quebec. those lucky french fucks get everything but a sense of decency it seems.

Wtf?? It's legal everywhere here

legal to grow your own but not import, check out my farm

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what the FUCK is that?

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I got a sweet deal on my dragon

>peru
>yes
garloids are illegal in Peru because the farmer unions are just too powerful and don't want any competition for their cowmilk industry
I hope one day people understand the benefits of a garloid milk diet

Yes

serious question, what the fuck are those?

Meh I think the market for dragons is going to crash pretty soon. I think it's safer to go for other cultivars like the himalayan pink.

a garloid. some people keep them as pets but they are also delicious
you need a permit to grow them there

I'm in a legal state but there's an epidemic of blood feeding here because state laws are too lax, leading to nothing but really aggressive offspring.

a garloid

NO IT'S NOT
There is NO such thing as a garloid, OP'S PICTURE IS A PIG STOMACH
NOW WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE HALF LIFE 2 BARNACLE LOOKING MOTHERFUCKERS???

>he doesn't know what a garloid is in 2022
I didn't realize things were that bad in Puerto Rico

Serious answer
Those are a certain type of polyps (those things you see in coral reefs), and in the video is an upside ship where some of them manage to grow.

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it's a young garloid

Thank you, barnacles and shit are gross, but the polyps that grow on reefs are nice at least