/brit/

don't get how people listen to music
do you just fucking sit there like some spacked out mong and while some sound plays
really virginous in all honesty

I did it, not hard
haven't spoken to them in 6 years

she was so fucking fit in the first season

corr wish she'd spit on me

is she following the same transition path as Elliot page? First she became vegan, then ghoul and they freakshow.

everyone in /brit/ thinks they in mock the week.

Yeah don't get it either.
Did the man play the guitar?

just pooed and enema'd anyone want to bum

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Don't get why people act like industry plants are a new thing

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unspeakably dire

are you autistic?

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How do you think people used to find new artists? You needed a record deal to get anything out and radio airtime to get big. That's it - they were either local, you hear of them by word-of-mouth or they were played on the radio.

Any good films?

If you’re a Sky Q or Sky Glass customer, press the red button.

nah seems like most get deleted after a month. there are a handful of ones from past but probably too random for you

top gun maverick

just played it after seeing this comment and got it in four guesses
not bad, could be better

No, not even one after all these years. Mad, I know.

Memoria (2021)

Probably a couple of times I just sat and listened to music, usually music keeps me company while doing other stuff.

nah im looking for some performances from glasto 2019 but they've since expired

every single f1 race

Just walked through central Newcastle to get a takeaway and about every third person I saw was an African. Newcastle! What the fuck is going on?

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love women with big, ugly, and/or misshapen noses
love women with FAS
what's wrong with me

Wow.

Keyed, anti-tinnituspilled

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the internet has destroyed local scenes so the whole idea of a band slowly making a name for themselves in their town or uni, then getting the attention of a record label, getting signed and getting big, is kind of just gone now

now its all about getting a song that lands a spot in a curated playlist on spotify/apple music, or goes viral on tiktok. it's just all a bit shit and gay.

have it on while doing whatever else
is there nothing you like? as in you'd actually sing and dance to it?

Glastonbury is hip and cool.
That's where the cool, hip, chic, trendy artists go.
It's so fun

>When Magic Goes Horribly Wrong
based channel 5 does it again

easier to find new music than ever. shit just comes up on youtube

>sit there like some spacked out mong and while some sound plays

ktim

>2003
>In Da Club starts playing

saw this in the cinema
utter shite

I have to be friends with my manager outside work but he is incredibly boring and holds my financial wellbeing in his hands.

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love having sex with the gfs fanny

who needs new music when you have king crimson's entire discography to listen to?

>nItebHa' mamI' DaneH'a'?

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feet are grim as fuck

Gladiator

for me its a crooked jaw or chin
imagine myself slapping my dick on it

scranning a minge

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deus ex machina

Science has proven that homosexuality activates the same response as seeing a corpse or maggots in people with healthy brains.

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Genuinely don't care about music festivals

Taking the midnight train to anxiety attackberg

Tried Spotify for a week and it was suggesting me the same shitty songs on loop. Youtube instead after a week suggested me the similar music I usually listen when I'm logged into my Google account.pretty cool

flashback to youth club in year 7

gt a new laptop lads but difficiult to tpe with though any suffestions?

fucking hell george ezras aimless stories are worse than mccartneys

>now its all about getting a song that lands a spot in a curated playlist on spotify/apple music, or goes viral on tiktok. it's just all a bit shit and gay.
And before that bands payed the radio stations to play their songs
Local music scenes haven't died out, we're living in the most creatively diverse periods of music if you pull your thumb out and look for it

pleb
nice feet send me cooming to new height (and yes I have had sex with them and sucked them)

bandcamp was always pretty good as well

>year 7 in 2003
alri grandad

*BRAAAAAAPPFT*

Oh Emma that is rotten. What on Earth did you eat?

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Me as John Cena
The rest of /brit/ has the crowd

Did the man blow the saxophone

Next year at Glastonbury lineup!
>Lil Nignog
>Pooey Fartface and the Shart Lickers
>Big Nigga
>Lashawntay Jackson
>Paul Simon
>Streetlight Manifesto

I was as well
nice to know I'm not the only 30 year old here

"BLACK MAN TAKING NO LOSSES" scream the largely middle class white Glastonbury crowd

Never go vegan lads.

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Reckon this is cultural and is only because homophobia has been normalised for so long

megamind ass lookin nigga ohnono

holy bumhole

Queer stuff is icky

actual freak
remember back in school all the girls giggling about the lad with a foot fetish

built for Big Alien Cock

sad desu
kinda makes me consider taking the gaypill

>Local music scenes haven't died out, we're living in the most creatively diverse periods of music if you pull your thumb out and look for it
this is it's own problem though
everything's a niche now. there's no "monoculture" anymore where you get an album that comes out that EVERYONE's listening to and ends up being regarded as a classic

would go to this

why are they like this

Man celebrities can't afford food anymore. We're fucked

been playing deep rock galactic lads. game is fun, but on site refining missions can fuck off

>there's no "monoculture" anymore where you get an album that comes out that EVERYONE's listening to
there totally is, it's just shit

Dadberg nicking MY doritos, drinking MY wine. Furious.

switched over to charli xcx dressed as a cheap prossie

R
V
D

love when an innocent post of mine starts a thread long conversation between other posters
got you all wrapped around my little finger

at school, yeah
they all take the piss out of the muslim kids as well but it doesn't stop them going to turkey and blowing the barmen once they're 18

there is its just the monoculture has changed in music taste. beyonce, taylor swift, kendrick lamar and kanye west, bieber, sheeran

Reminder that if you don't throw up when you see a willy then you're a poof

guaranteed replies every time

what's wrong with them

big into rimworld again atm

sounds like a top bloke

Playing Mass Effect Andromeda for the first time. I'm about 20 hours in. It's not THAT bad. Just a bit bland and there's too many side quests. But I like the movement and feeling of building colonies.

I see my dick everyday why would you throw up?

her dirtiness counteracts all attraction due to her slagginess

i love her

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is that starlight

why exactly is that a problem? artists are happier making their own stuff which may or may not suit you or me as listeners rather than everyone being in a mould of what's popular.

currently whacked out on scooby snacks

good to know you have interracial cuck fantasies as well pal

Batty *hurgh* boy

not really, no

ur mum throws up when i shove my willy down her throat

shame about the two utter fruits gyrating next to her

the gfs fanny cries out for my seed

couple of bets on for the argie and swedish leagues tomorrow.

OHHHHH KENDRICK LAMAR

Thankyou for enjoying Australian sprechsegang lesbians

currently wanking but also pooing

baffling post

a daring synthesis

get everyone on strike tomorrow

>28 year old woman
>44 (FORTY FOUR) year old man

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not watching atm might check it out later. she is a favourite of the gays isnt she. probably panders to it. must be so weird starting to make music and inexplicably becoming a favourite of the gays. think i would be offended.

need cute aussie dyke gf

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/brit/ didn’t give this much attention to Download, which is a far better festival btw.

I did that once then the poo came out and instead of cumming I just pissed all over the bathroom and it was a right mess.

Mate I think you sucked too many dick to be in this state. You have like a ptsd

this but slam dunk (which should be on the telly)

Can't stop having gay thoughts lads reckon letting someone put a willy up me bum is the only way to know if it's just something I need to get out of my system

based soldier boy

actually dont understand how sprechsgesang became a thing. they are all COMPLETELY different

yeah
very sad but cocaine and L.A will do that to you, many such cases

yeah that's how I felt
generic enemies, reddit protags, they made asari ugly
but the rest was okay

i like those black people who look like white people - i can get along with those
those black people who look like black people - um umm

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need sex
want sex

give me sex

In favour of the systematic eradication of the working class

remember kate tempest... you dont wanna know what she looks like now

shanking

...yh?

Me speed dating

i could have saved her

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BBC-adjacent post, this

taking an L from pandering to Jacinda and Archie, puppet show - sad times!!

I have 748 plays on hard on wordle unlimited and a 98% win rate. I'm a god at the game

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remmeber Duffy? and how she was supposedly kidnapped for 2 years or summat
mad that

I'm going to need the lore in this bint

What's going on? What is that wanker trying to do?

are they actually doing that? state

Lost the ol' language learning motivation and I'm jetting off there in a matter of weeks.

FOY

probably just another amber heard trying to stay relevant

uh oh haha

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she really was begging for mercy

thinking about this

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feigning reaction to something and acting like he has something of value to say so he turns to the woman but after realising she isn't even turned toward him and is already engaged in conversation he drops the act very quickly and slinks back into his shell
t. autist

pooed in my hands and smeared it all over my bollocks

cope it's disgusting on an instinctual level
imagine the cavemen's reaction

nope
price you pay for being a newtwat

>AGGRESSIVE PHONK MIX | Vol.1

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Really miss are bog baroness

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always wanted to smash

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Who is she and how old is she