/brit/

I've been in a mental hospital. What do you wanna know?

hello

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lost

What did you do to go into a mental hospital? And what is your condition(s)?

another measly 2 days off toil almost over

if I get to work tomorrow and there's some company post on slack about yank politics I might just quit on the spot

Exclusivity innit

Unless you work at an abortion clinic I don't think this is likely

a generous man

youtube.com/watch?v=5JYp9eGC3Cc
corr flipping heck thats fast

Fucking hate how on Sunday everyone posts about having toil in the morning. I'm on long term sick and they won't let me back and it kills me a bit knowing I'm not a part of society

LOOMS

I work for a yank multinational so I'm full expecting an email to all about abortion or something.

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abortion clinic toil on the morrow

i have a couple of mates who work for yank politics and its very much the norm to be bombarded with the flavour of the month political issue in toil

>What did you do to go into a mental hospital?
Tried to top myself.

>And what is your condition(s)?
eh I don't know if I was ever formerly diagnosed with anything. The intake psychiatrist said "major depression" at one point but I don't know if that counts as a formal diagnosis. From my following interactions with the NHS I wouldn't be at all surprised if there is no diagnosis at all.

you have no idea how bad things really are

toilberg has already sent out an email telling the yank employees that they will pay for them to access abortions whenever they like
its telling that they'll happily pay for their abortions, but dont offer parents in the US proper maternity leave

cum came out a bit yellow today

probably just needed a wee at the same time

*work for yank companies

thats wee wee my dude

need a pacific northwestern gf

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really makes you think
I mean this. it's mind boggling. how do they think that policy comes across. think about it for five seconds and anyone can see how absurdly, patently evil that is
makes me despair

This.
They send emails to all about every yank thing like fucking "juneteenth" some black yank holiday or something. We even got one after the january 6th thingy lmao.

crazy how women just refuse to stop being whores and riding the cock carousel

need a kansas gf who moved to NYC for college

bu bu bu bupt
how many mimosas you can have on this diet??

well, if youve been good.. one?

buckle up bitch

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I have done nothing, absolutely nothing, other than lie on the sofa and eat
surrounded by mess that needs cleaning
it beckons, it looms

I have a job and it wouldn't ever occur to me that this completely irrelevant issue would come up

Will you go out with me, Mihai?

just ate 4 slices of deep dish pizza
about to burst

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Awful post

wonder what drugs they give Macca so that he can perform like a 20 year old still
hes 80... its mad

Doesn't mihai have a bf?

I admit not every company is pozzed, but I'm saying a great number of them are and this is what it's like

talking rubbish mate he was shit, could barley catch his breathe to sing

Coomer dot party

>JP Morgan and Disney offering to pay for employees abortions
When these companies support it you can be sure it's a bad thing
Do people cheering these initiatives on not see they'd just rather pay to kill the baby than pay maternity leave?

Is there a girl from your past that you really regret breaking up with, /brit/?

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Catberg has given birth!!!

3 little kitties!!

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live and let die was good
please be kind to him, hes an old man

a mixture of adderall and oxycodone

same thing all rich people are on, all the time

Lorde's arse looking PENG

>black kittens
who wants to tell the father :P

maternity leave shouldn't exist anyway
women should be in the home, not in the office

My employer sent a weekly email to all about covid 19 for 2 years lmao

I wonder if HR have some sort of anonymous complaint system
not like I can tell them I hate women is it

Wonder what happened to Emma yank

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and rorkey he some hot nigga

vile little SLAG
should have been neutered

based

send us one

>oxycodone
need to get on the opiates myself

just because it overlaps doesnt make it wrong. thats definitely some sort of fallacy

>le fallacy
Loool do one you little gimp

your naivete is showing

nothing you do, fill out, submit, send, complete electronically etc at work is anonymous. NOTHING. Doubly so if it is something described as anonymous.

capital can find path of least resistance no matter which environment who build around it

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Worked from Spain last month without even connecting to the VPN and the security department were on me like flies on shit
Thankfully they didn't care and just wanted to make sure my laptop hadn't been nicked

i want to be a teenager again and go to the movies as my first real date and hold hands throughout and at the end have you kiss me in snow

can you bring that again

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cho0n
youtube.com/watch?v=_ndH_A-EBq0

in america they wanted to kill those kitties in the womb

did caramelised onions with water, sugar and soy sauce
highly peng

vm.tiktok.com/ZMNMXDUSx/
yanks... i have no words

pissed and pooed on some onions and ate it
highly peng

listening to cobra starship - good girls gone bad followed by 3oh3! - don't trust me

Genuinely can't understand why there's so much uproar about not being able to kill babies for no reason

with what

I've done it but don't really rate it. For me the constipation was very extreme and sort of ruined the experience, knowing that every day I was on it was a day I could not poo and that any food I ate was just getting added into a big pile that was going nowhere. The high was decent but nothing to write home about.

It is strong as fuck though. Usually I'd take 10mg at a time but it was easy to just say fuck it and take another 10mg which I did once but then my lips started going blue and my breathing felt weird somehow. I hurriedly took some speed to try to counteract it. Reckon if I took like two or three 20mg pills I would quite literally have died.

Also they came with a time-release system which you had to break down. My method was to steep the pills in Dr Pepper for 24hrs, after which time the time-release had dissolved and you could just drink the Dr Pepper and it would hit instantly.

I think I can

Carved a chicken for the first time today and it was a fucking disaster

very clever. i might do this

best to give up now and never try again

not my problem innit

don't have a vagina, won't ever be having sex so no chance that I'll ever get a woman pregnant and have to worry about whether abortion is legal or not. Quite simply not my problem.

Nope

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hope you're happy mate
mum's crying

>asked a girl out
>she said yes
>now regret it

thoughts?

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quietly Loling to myself as I imagine you in this scenario

tendies will always be there for you

got a hairy arse, me

remarkably low iq post

you'll get over it when you're shagging her

So glad I'm a bender so i never have to worry about getting a girl pregnant

give us a big version of the top left pls

You've failed to demonstrate how it is, in fact, my problem.

>if I took like two or three 20mg pills I would quite literally have died.
reckon it would be a good way to off yourself?
the only opiate adjacent thing ive tried is kratom (im aware its nowhere as strong as actual opiates)

youtu.be/dEYYI1ii0AU

Stuffing myself with takeaways and and sweets will then stick my fingers down my throat and destroy the evidence

i know it's so off putting that any girl could be stupid enough to have any interest in me

Somehow very comfy

top left is peng

alri bulimialad
you'll destroy your gullet and teeth doing that x

loads of reasons
>cant afford it
>might die from it
>dont want it
>not married

need a kiss and hug

not interested in engaging with your post just denouncing your unfathomably low iq

Parents went fucking spare, I'm 32 and they gave me an earful about not being a proper adult and how I need to grow up