Europe, explain yourselves

Europe, explain yourselves.

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I literally shower once a month

We don't piss on your hands, what do you want from us? To teach you how to aim your dick properly?

He can't help it. He's Australian so the piss goes upwards

my dick is clean and my ass i dont touch directly

I only wash my hands after I take a shit. Take my piss filled hand in your face.

>NOOOOO YOU MUST WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER YOU WEE!!!!!

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Surprise surprise
Bosnians are the most schizo on Any Forums, and also wash their hands the most
Coincidence?

muslim country
The quran literally teaches that you must enter a bathroom with your right foot

You're all disgusting desu

Nobody wants to touch your dick hands

>You have to wash your hands after you pee!
>Conveniently ignores where the water used to wash your hands comes from.
Don't be delusional, it's a piss and shit world, we're just living in it.

Our dicks are clean though. We don't have STDs here like thirdies.

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Use your foot

Btw if it helps I do wash my hands after shaking hands with any Turks.

>what are automatic sink dispensers
>thirdie
>thirdie
>thirdie

Would you suck a fellow firstie's cock then?

i wash after i poo or if im in public
thankfully lots of places have motion-detecting taps now

those don't exist in pubs

>touch door to enter bathroom
>touch door to open cubicle
>touch pants
>touch yuro dick
>touch flush button
>touch door again
but but but but the tap isn't automatic!
>thirdie

Imagine being in europe and the cook at the local dominos literally touched his dick 5 minutes before making your order

My Italian brothers, we are still connected...

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I now understand why the black plague killed so many europeens