/brit/

yeah brittany region in france.

>implying pornography is for children
Nonce alert

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what is the official topic?

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discussion of britain and british culture

Rorke calling people yankified freaks in real life for watching hollywood movies

did the schizo man say something schizo?

Going to head to bed now lads. Good night lads.

discussing british trannys

Britney Spear's music

>movies

Jesus fuck, Pete Doherty has gained a lot of weight.
He looks like an obese dyke or FtM tranny now....

youtu.be/FxNrmsJVSl0?t=73

dont worry about the boy, he drives so smooth you can peel an egg on the engine

*pats him with a $5 bill, and unless you take it, youre gonna make me cry*

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>british culture

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A trans girl without her penis is like an angel without her wings....

rorke be like

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Had more ideations regarding the dissolution of the United Kingdom again lads

I imagined Ireland reunifying and Scotland voting to secede. They both decide to coincide the reunification and independence to the same day.
Imagined the government desperately entering talks with NZ, Canada and Australia to create CANZENG but getting flatly rejected by all three.

In London the Bearskin Guards march down the Mall playing:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=uFSwkIgN2oM [Open]
They reach Buckingham Palace salute Union Flag for the last time and the English flag is raised again and Westminster rubberstamps the 'Act of Complete and Final Dissolution of the United Kingdom' declares reestablishment of the Kingdom of England.
In the stroke of a pen 400 years come to an end. Britain/British, these are now historical terms like 'Soviet' or 'Ottoman'. Your country's historical boogieman no longer exists as an entity.

Crowds dressed in Black cry as they line the mall and the Queen refuses to officiate the precedings and Charles reluctantly stands in. PM Sunak gives an address outside 10 Downing Street and solemnly reflects the nation on the last 300 years of history before telling us about the bright future of Amity and Cordiality that will surely follow, for us English and our auld Neighbours in Independent Scotland and United Ireland.
Commentarists in the British press mock the situation with headlines around the following theme: 'HARK! SO THIS IS THE POWER OF EMPIRE 2.0'

Any Forums is ablaze with threads mocking England, from all corners from thirdies to europeans to yanks, the general /brit/ finally ends splitting off into /eng/ and /sco/ and not a single english flag will dare to post outside of the cool climes of /eng/ where foreigners will drop in if only to mock.

It's over. The sun will have set not only on the British Empire, but on Britain itself, which will be plunged into the night of separatism and irrelevance.

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The other trans girl that gets posted on here, the one from the "yh..." webm has just opened an onlyfans btw

link?

still chasing the high of getting headlice checks in primary school

kek THIS is me

same but school penis inspection

it's CamiiX0X on onlyfans

For me, it's the penis inspections from the school nurse.

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what makes somebody think they're a trans man if they want to retain their female reproductive organs and mother a child? honestly don't understand at all

dont believe you

don't mind it.
if trannard m t f like being girls with willies
i guess trannard f t m like being cunt boys or whatever.

Holy BASED.

But words are symbols and laws are made of words and often posted on signs?
Confucius BTFO

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camii, pixi and hunter are all grim as fuck as far as trannards go.

much MUCH better looking trannards out there.

first few times I did weed I smoked barely anything but got so zooted I couldn't walk and my vision framerate dropped to like 10 FPS
nowadays if I smoke that same quantity of that same strain, I just get a bit of a buzz
very interesting

Eating fruits

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at his rate it will be illegal to even BE a gamer

got a good sesh of steaming toil started here lads

patrick star lookin mfcka

Scary kinda

Yum.

nice cock

wtf????

all words are symbols but not all symbols are words

His secrets.. revealed

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>Manscaped
Imagine falling for youtube sponsor ads

why dont pixi and cami hookup?

boris johnson is 'getting on with the job of delivering the things people really care about' like:
>Privatise Channel 4.
>Bring back Imperial Measurements.
>Replace Human Rights act.
>Leave the Northern Ireland Protocol.
>Insist people should be back in the office.
>Deregulating finance so Banks can pay higher salaries to senior managers and execs.

Do you wipe sitting or standing up?

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I can't imagine taking a cock up the arse is particularly pleasant, no?
Surely it's painful, or at the least just feels like you're shitting?
What do trannies and gays get out of getting fucked?

sitting, back to front

feels quite nice actually

mad how cocaine, a drug that used to be associated with luxury and high-status is now a lower class runty drug

can't even go to spoons without hearing some deano doing lines in the cubicles

>standing up
This.

pixi is attracted to men, but cami is attracted to women

Standing up, but sometimes I accidentally flick a blob of poo away and it lands on the wall or the floor.

it still is high end

difference is the quality of the gear

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10954121/Student-awarded-60-000-taxpayers-cash-fund-research-Punch-Judy-RACIST.html

>That's NOT the way to do it! Student is awarded £60,000 of taxpayers' cash to fund 'woke' research project into whether Punch and Judy and ventriloquist dummies are RACIST

rorke FUMING at this

>change all uses of the term 'women' with 'people' on a government owned website
>rorke has a meltdown

It's ironic how upset he gets over a small change of words yet he claims to hate identity politics