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Love her so much, utterly adorable

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NEED a northern californian GF

Wasn't that a top gear episode?

>want to book plane ticket from brisbane to melbourne
>cheapest ticket is $600
hmmmmmmm yes i love having no affordable high-speed rail between major cities, it's the greatest
love being a slave to the car-plane duopoly

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Gold Turino

I was inspired by an episode of the last of the summer wine

watching round the twist

What are you going to Melbourne for

They were inspired by that Mark Wahlberg film.

isnt that the plot to the italian job?

have you ever?
ever felt like this?
inane things happen
and you post about them on /brit/

been saying the word "enguffle" all my life as a nonsense word and i got it from the intro of round the twist

Business idea: mouthwash that makes all food taste like shit, which will stop fatties from overeating

murmuring

youtube.com/watch?v=oNsn3ds2op8

Arabs can manage it, why can't you?

whats kids tv like these day? i imagine its full of pro-bender pro-diversity propaganda. get the kids indoctrinated early

actually a good idea

Ah shit, yeah looked it up, basically the same idea was done in 2003

Racists getting btfo

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1656173594395.webm

You love to see it

well have you heard the word about the chink and the nigger, it wiggled and giggled and jiggled inside her

all shite 3D animated stuff compared to the soulful postman pat adjacent stop motion we grew up with

booked my flight to Arsetralia

People shouldn't need to travel further than 5km from their home, the only method of transport available should be bicycles.

youtube.com/watch?v=WEyQHA1zdNI

you had postman pat, bob the builder, fireman sam and that in Oz?

had an idea to drive an hour for a swim but canned it, weather's too bipolar.

yep

Have a few young nephews, they seem to enjoy Youtube stuff like Blippi and Little Baby Bum.

hiding under the stairs so mum and dadberg can't drag me to the toby carvery
can hear them looking for me but I'm not coming out until they leave

>not living life on the edge

oh shut up

i agree in theory but if you live in a rural or suburban area you will generally need to travel at least 20km minimum for toil

use a bicycle chuds, if you're unable to cycle from one location to another then it shouldn't be done.

Never seen Blade Runner, me

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Devil May Run Up On A Nigga

easy to say in Flatstralia
love to see you pedal round my ends

it's overrated just watch the ryan reynolds one it's loads better

Having an anxiety attack. It's not like a panic attack where I struggle to breathe but it's like I cannot stop my mind from worrying about something

nmp

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Why is Sonic the Hedgehog so popular in the UK?

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I went to the Toby Carvery once with a schoolmate’s family, I thought it was alright but having grown up middle class I’ve only heard people sneering about it and the people who go there.

You get to have a couple of pints and a roast dinner cooked for you on a Sunday, what’s wrong with that?

a lot of roads aren't that friendly with the bicycle lanes but they're making progress
t. got hit by a car a while ago while cycling to gymtoil

>yesterday
>celebrating a birthday
>strip beer pong in uni flat
>two girls, 5 guys
>I'm a bit wasted
>I go all in
>End up buck naked infront of 7 people
>Ehibitionism kink kicks in
>I am diamonds
>Full mast all night
>Other people were walking around with underwear and one sock on kind of thing but I was fully nude
>I got the sense that people started to find it weird
>Woke up this morning on the floor and ran into my room
I am locked here right now. What should I do?

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Ahaha mate Thailand is class been a whirlwind few weeks beaming we’re all out here two quid a beer not bad I’ll drink myself silly keep tabs on me mate you no me! watch out for those ladyboys as well mate your in for a surprise there haha can’t call them that anymore tho can you?

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