Why do they throw themselves off Spanish balconies?

Why do they throw themselves off Spanish balconies?

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enjoying my hol-ACK

would you rather die in a place like this or sunny shagaluf?

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This could be Spain, I literally live here

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nice movntains

Looks like where I live

>this is supposed to look bad

I don't think you live in a shithole like this considering your flag.

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its impossible to suffer in spain

You might be surprised. Its more urbanised yeah but we have a mountain like in the first pic

>go to Spain
>get to my hotel
>walk out on the balcony
>start hearing an increasingly loud bllliiiiMMEEEYYY
>see this
>walk back inside

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Oi its 4 bongs innit guvna

Saving these for the next ">i suffer in spain" thread
You literally cannot suffer within the borders of the Kingdom of Spain

kek

do you live in hobart?

Yeah. How did you know?

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that's just how the Brit ends its natural life. Don't question it.

Bongers get drunk, bumble about and the balcony fencing is only made for Spanish boys, so it doesn't hold and the NORF UNIT falls into its death.
Many such cases.

because it's the only city with a mountain that gets snow

Which way does this dumpster look good my friend?

Yeah its nice. Bit much atm though because the cold comes down from the mountain.

Oh our main plaza is named after the victory at Salamanca btw

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Do you mean the English victory against Napoleon right?

It wasn't Napoleon but yeah the victory against the French in the peninsula war