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Gas edition

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-humor
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First for rolling an 8

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I hate those guys who buy like 50 lottery tickets

It's a bunch of "special kids" on reddit and Any Forums who think they're intelligent for liking him. The type of kid who failed all his classes in high school but is convinced he is the smartest kid in the school

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Milton Fartman

had a master wank yesterday, my dick is still sore

that's true

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Norm was smart, he graduated high-school at 14 to study mathematics in university, has an extensive knowledge of Russian literature.

You know these days we call em Muslims, but they used to be called Moslems or Mohammedans

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The Stinkin Family ahahahaha

Thinking about defending a typical house from a siege with /cum/bros.

Thinking about defending an apartment, or multiple apartments, or an entire floor of an apartment building with the /cum/bros.

It sounds like you fags are just obsessed with him being a father figure and not because he's funny

the only funny norm mcdonald bit was the holocaust thing

Epic. I don't give a fuck, his fans are all retarded self-important losers

>father figure
lmao yeah ok retard idiot

No he's hilarious, funniest man I ever did see.

I prefer to be called hajji it sounds nice

Saracens, even

7 or 0

If Joe Rogan and Dave Chapelle are losers, what does that make you?

Umm sweetie they’re called the Royal MOUNTED Police because their job is to trample peaceful protesters to death with cavalry charges into crowds of civilians

Rather than neutrally enforcing laws, they’re political commissars; they’re like a Neoliberal Stasi

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that shit had me dead bro

continuing from last thread, bret the hitman hart is also a great canadian.

Bret the Hitman Fart

Stalin is just as bad is all I'm saying

Norm Mcdonald and Brian Regan are the only good comedians desu

So are all other police forces

Ayrabs

youtube.com/watch?v=QTX4uaj3Ym0

Molly Rankin smells better than anyone in this thread

OK AND???

I didn't ask you to name all your favorite e-celebs faggot. and I didn't say Norm wasn't funny, I'm saying that a large portion of his fans are insufferable teenage retards like you

Probably smells like weed and burnt hair

I haven't felt like my real self in years desu

Bret the shitman shart

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I have to leave for toil in 5 hours

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Teenagers don't even know who he is, it's mostly older millenials and Gen Xers who know who he is. You said all his fans are losers, get it right.

sad pathetic wretched vile little man

genious piece

>tfw no talented hipster gf to smoke weed with

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Today I learned that Nova Scotia isn't an island

>want some user?
>its good

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what on earth am I doinh

BABA BOOEY

How does shower remove stinky so fast?

Soon, I sleep.

what a joke

Marijuana is gross.

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Do you think this was a direct homage to pic related? It’s so fucking contrived lol, she even set up a pillow and put on knee pads for when she was scripted to fall to her knees. If she’s so old that she can’t spontaneously fall to her knees without hurting herself, she’s probably too old for an abortion anyway.

instagram.com/reel/CfMXHhiPLFo/

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ah, I see you're a fellow datura enjoyer

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What are those jokes called where it's not really funny but in a way it's kind of funny? Like this:
>A man walked into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

youtu.be/LqK0GFWl_CI

Anti jokes

>ywn be screwed by shawn

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It’s called an anti-joke
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-humor

I saw this meme and listened to people's trips on datura on YouTube, shit is crazy.

I'm high on life.

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I'm high on smack

:(