Why do germans often sit next to each other to eat or drink instead of in front of each other or slightly to the side?

Why do germans often sit next to each other to eat or drink instead of in front of each other or slightly to the side?

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bros watching german gerls walking

My friend and I would do this when we wanted to jack each other off under the table for the thrill lol good times

i didn't know germans were this autistic.

that’s cute actually

I've seen it while abroad and it's been on my mind for years, German boomers will all sit next to each other looking at the street which makes them look like an audience. I've seen it in street view images. I've tried googling but found nothing about it.

brazilians...

when i'm out with one friend and we eat together sitting in front of him would be gay as fuck, like what if we make eye contact while i'm drinking form a straw or something

ASD makes it unconfortable for them to maintain eye contact.
That way they can fulfill their physical needs in efficient silence while both stare direcly ahead

Because that would make it unnecessarily romantic, faggot.

Germans have more intense eye contact than anybody except the dutch

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I’ll do it with my girlfriend sometimes so we can hold hands and whisper about weird people we see.

You can sit normally to the side where you can see each other but you're not straight in front

It’s because they don’t really talk

It's common for child therapists to advise young autistic kids to stare inbetween the other persons eyebrows to mimic a normal person's demeanor.
They aren't looking at your eyes, they're only trying to imitate human behavior

literally who gives a shit

Germans really do be even more autistic than Nordics.

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No, because it offsets your entire body axis. Like, why would I position myself at an angle when sitting perpendicularly to each other is clearly the superiour choice? Plus, there's no annoying table in the way and I'm not forced to hold my drink with my non-dominant hand.
When I see Italian girls, I like staring elsewhere, if you catch my drift.

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If I took off her poopbag, would she die?

They try to imitate French cafes. Germans secretly love and admire France.