Be Siamese twins

>Be Siamese twins
>Move to the United States
>Get annoyed at working in a freak show, move to the South and become slave plantation owners
>Marry two white sisters and have 21 kids total
>Become extremely wealthy
>Have 1500 descendants today
The unironic American Dream at work.

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Imagine the sex

why do they look asian?

they're siamese

he literally said they're siamese, must be a country in asia named Siamesia or some sheit

Would be awkward to have sex with

literally more based than the entirety of Any Forums

They had separate houses and would flip flop with the other house every week

How do they walk
Does one lead while the other tries to follow
Or do they have to communicate every time they move, "going left"
Also how does masturbation work

such cases are so interesting to study

Now say this sentence, in a less faggy way.

Do you not know what Siamese means?

>wypipo were fine with letting mutant chinks creampie white pussy but would lynch a brother for whistling at a white woman

I highly doubt those chads (just look at the amount of children they had) would need their hand unlike losers like you

>These niggas helped my home town and they didn't get a statue or some shit
NOT FAIR

>that pair of Siamese twins that shared an ass, but only one was gay

they were probably hated more for being chinks than being mutants

Fucking this, that mutant would have been killed here, in Brazil, in Peru, everywhere.
But am*rican southcucks love that thing

Not only that, wypipo would pay to watch them have seggs with wywomen, if they live in this era.

They are Chang and Eng. Imagine being called Ennnng~ while having seggs.

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Recessives have to stick together.

>saw two men
>instantly asking about masturbation

Their sons actually fought for the Confederacy

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America was always destined to be ch!nked