>Be Siamese twins
>Move to the United States
>Get annoyed at working in a freak show, move to the South and become slave plantation owners
>Marry two white sisters and have 21 kids total
>Become extremely wealthy
>Have 1500 descendants today
The unironic American Dream at work.
Be Siamese twins
Imagine the sex
why do they look asian?
they're siamese
he literally said they're siamese, must be a country in asia named Siamesia or some sheit
Would be awkward to have sex with
literally more based than the entirety of Any Forums
They had separate houses and would flip flop with the other house every week
How do they walk
Does one lead while the other tries to follow
Or do they have to communicate every time they move, "going left"
Also how does masturbation work
such cases are so interesting to study
Now say this sentence, in a less faggy way.
Do you not know what Siamese means?
>wypipo were fine with letting mutant chinks creampie white pussy but would lynch a brother for whistling at a white woman
I highly doubt those chads (just look at the amount of children they had) would need their hand unlike losers like you
>These niggas helped my home town and they didn't get a statue or some shit
NOT FAIR
>that pair of Siamese twins that shared an ass, but only one was gay
they were probably hated more for being chinks than being mutants
Fucking this, that mutant would have been killed here, in Brazil, in Peru, everywhere.
But am*rican southcucks love that thing
Not only that, wypipo would pay to watch them have seggs with wywomen, if they live in this era.
They are Chang and Eng. Imagine being called Ennnng~ while having seggs.
Recessives have to stick together.
>saw two men
>instantly asking about masturbation
Their sons actually fought for the Confederacy
America was always destined to be ch!nked