Learning a second language is actually impossible

Learning a second language is actually impossible

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You just pronounce the w’s like v’s

english is harder more than algebra

:'v

you just add -ibnida at the end of sentence

I know 3 languages fluently and I don't remember actually learning any of them

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Go shart some Walmart

>Learning German
>Visit Germany to see relatives
>Nobody in Bavaria actually speaks, they just make Öogå Böögå noises
>Everyone in Berlin is an English speaking Polack, Indian, Georgian, Lebanese, Brit, American, or Chinese
how the fuck am I meant to learn like this

yea for dummies LOL, luckily they made a book for you

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Learning german in the 21st century has to be the biggest waste of time.

It might be hard but I’m trying bro.
Rosetta Stone seems practically useless man. I guess it gives you a first taste of the words but it’s not enough to actually remember them permanently.

Just remember which words are boys and which are girls.

Let me guess - your first is Russian, you learned Hebrew when you moved to Israel and in Israeli school they taught you English?
>going to Berlin
That was your first mistake

Yo como manzanas.

this.

theres only 3 languages worth learning. english, spanish, and chinese

Just input bro

Feels really good not have chosen german as my third language. If there's something I don't regret at all, is the fact that I carefully did my research before picking a language to learn

You don't need the yo because como insinuates that. You need the manzanas though because the assumed object of "comer" is always melocotón unless stated otherwise.

All the GOAT philosophers were german

Drop the “more”

Tu comes melocotones pero yo como manzanas

haha really?

English is too spicy for you amigo?

>native English speaker
>already half-way through fluency in both Romance and Germanic languages
>"urrr durr language learning too hard"
in the XIX century you had presidents fluent in Latin and Ancient Greek as well as French, Dutch, German and Spanish
hell you even had an ESL president at one point
when did everything go so wrong?

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we dont need to learn languages since we own the world, they did need to learn a second language because they had to interact with others. People come to US now and use english

Learning a THIRD language is actually impossible

does anyone in spanish actually use 'nosotros'

seems like a pointless long word 99% of the time

Yes

Good thing I grew up speaking two so learning and retaining a third has been a pretty simple process. Imagine being a monolingual.

pure anglo domination. its way brown pipo use the word 'latinx' now and every city has a pride parade this month

>the flag
>the post
yeah this checks out

English is the easiest language

European languages are totally easy. I started learning French at 27 and by 29 could comprehend a lot.

Quite literally takes just 6 months of dedication.

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Toмaк reads the same way it is read in English
Дpyг is d-r-oo-g
Cнид'c Фид aнд Cид might look familiar to you
Я is "ya", you'll notice this a lot in countries ending in -ia (ия)
Russians laugh by saying хaхaхa and хыхыхы, and make a lot of ззз's in their sleep
There's more but I haven't learned it all

Are you for real?

We use it a lot, just as much as you english speakers use the word ''us''

Drop your spanish teacher.

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it really is, the only way to learn is through exposure so short of living in a different country anything other than english is impossible

ah yes, the Chinese language lmao retard

Tell me more nigga

Yeah to talk like a weird alien about a limited range of topics. Maybe it takes 6 months of dedication to dunning Kruger yourself into thinking you are fluent

>us
i never use this word