One (1) singular chance at life

>One (1) singular chance at life
>Born in Britain

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Oh poor you

Grim in 2022, winning in 1822

quite litcherully though

You don't suffer.

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I suffer more than anybody on this board.

sssshhhh that rock is our best kept secret.

It's just not fair.

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>waaah I was born in the second most developed country in my continent

Britain is grim but at least it's as funny to live in as Russia

>britain
>developed
pick one

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t. posh southerner
You haven't suffered unless you've lived north of Cambridge

britain is actually the most suffering "first" world nation you can imagine, and it's not even close.

>shit weather
>shit economy
>shit everything
>shit overall outlook

you cannot suffer anywhere else aside from britain. fuck you

The reason why British people think their country is the worst is because of the British attitude and not because of its circumstances

This. Most of these wankers would crumple one day in a place like South America, for example. Bunch of wet wipes, the lot of ya.

fuck off you whiney bitch. Have you been in Balkans?

>greek nigga pretends to suffer in his literal paradise

fuck off.

>born in the year 1993 anno domini a dual US/UK citizen
Feels good belonging to the two greatest nations on earth.

>NNNNOOOO I live in a reasonably safe society with no natural disasters!
Firsties really be like this?

>TFW British-Brazilian
Nobody believes me when I say this.
My cousins in England envy me because they think I live in a beach paradise, little do they know that I actually suffer in some dingy inland ranch that's 6 hours away from the beach.

That's still pretty based my British brethren.

>waaah i suffer in my paradise lotr island
Get fucked.