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HAHAHAHA THIS IS THE BEST JHOKE I HAVE EVER HEARD HAHAHAHAHA

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Any sleeping alone man in?

nah cat cuddles up with me

You will never sleep alone
Sleep on, sleep on
With hope in your heart
And you will never sleep alone

Aww thats cute.

is pop-mma a thing in UK?
youtu.be/BjSq6r1fgC0

fell for that fake new hook like and sinker
anyway lads, why are women addicted to killing their children?

pic goes hard

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Thinking about halal chebs

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mad how there's 2 actual russians itt, bet putin pays them personally to post here

>Big Energy by Latto
What a banger.

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since i found out the polish shop sells cigarettes for £3 i've been chainsmoking
finished 3 packs yesterday
how do i quit
in before literally just stop

mfw I realised

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>There are times when an abortion is necessary. I know that. When you have a black and a white. Or a rape.
- President Richard M. Nixon, 1973.

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youtube.com/watch?v=GVW8_lvs_vs

i was supposed to see gary in cleveland many years ago but his tour bus ran over a homeless guy and he was too distressed to play. sucks

yank shop near me is selling cheetos mac and cheese, might cop desu

google gary numan cleveland dead guy it's real

wahooberg is updating now
sick of it

lol dat nigga from futurama

i'm more angry at the twats who link them rather than myself for falling for it, this is why we can't have nice things

who are these homosexuals?

don't understand why people don't just stick to oral sex if they don't want to get pregnant

simple, really

in the words of Freddie Mercury "Just get on your bike a ride!"

thoughts on davide?

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someone google gary numan dead guy or gay

Virgins like you wouldn't understand

the goal bf

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been here plying my trade all day and haven't been banned once, janny is almost as lazy as a good for nothing nigger

i'm glad we finally banned abortions so people like you have to think about the consequences of your actions

you people are my ENEMIES

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NEED an American gf

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love tearing off the socks after toiling all day and enjoying having a hearty whiff

wish i had a girlfriend so i could do this too

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remember when ringo star was on the simpsons?
was he seriously the only beatle they could get? with all that simpson money?

Я нaчaл изyчaю Pyccкий в Янвapь

I hope that said "I started learning Russian in January"

insane how gary numan is better than david bowie

leftypol going mental

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>abortion creates a risk of losing ability to get pregnant at all
wat

need my dick sucked

>consequences of your actions
Just don't cum inside them and they won't get pregnant
Haven't worn a johnny in years and I've haven't gotten a girl pregnant

They literally got all the Beatles bar Lennon for obvious reasons.

need my chuck sucked

smelly brits

57th for European athletics.

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screeching

Abortion has the potential to damage the womb, though that risk is minimal these days.

If I had an American girlfriend, I would name her Emily or Anna.

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oh yeah

is that supposed to be a nice ass?

why would I want to lose at video games?
*heems this bender*

What reckoning to being told "you're very unique but we love you for it"
Doesn't sound like a good thing tbqh

you know thats not the outcome though. poor people will need to live with the consequences while rich people with stuff their women in a sack and send them off to mexico

youtube.com/watch?v=ADnguzc_qyU

have adopted a habit lately of not really thinking before i say something
i like to think that's a sign i'm becoming more assertive

>you are an autistic faggot but it's bearable

cock hard. throbbing erect penis

festival tummy

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am goin on a march bcoz a want britin to b abowt british
a want BRITIN to b abowt BRITISH
yuv got interrashul law and the muslamic infadel there tryna get there law ova are cuntry
and its happenin its happnin in otha cuntrys its happenin e rite yuv got the iraqi law that theve put down in london just tryna put there law down on uz

Just woke up lads

Corrr what a fantastic sleep

Sounds like you're in for a shag

Advantages I've noticed since starting dietberg outside of looking better
>Brain is less cloudy, can do toil better
>Cum more. When I wank it's honestly like 2x, 3x normal if it's the first wank of the day. I S2G my cock is harder too.
>FEEL cleaner inside. May just be placebo nonsense but it feels like my body is removed of all toxic shite.
>Healthy food I'm eating is tasting better and better as the unhealthy shit fades further and further into the past. Imagine I may not even want to return once I've achieved my dietary goals.
>Previously borderline thinning hair now looks quite thick and voluminous (but I am taking zinc supplements too so dietberg can't take all the credit)

And what's the trade-off? Some momentary McDonalds and Dominos on your lips?
It's no question lads. Ditch the alcohol and carbs.
Embrace Keto.

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that wig is so awful omds

>30 year old chronically unemployed virgin
think i might be the biggest loser in /brit/, lads

mad how she's only like 19

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still thinking about the old black lady who kept calling "YOUNG MAN" after me yesterday afternoon.
What on earth did she want?
Why did I keep ignoring her?
I will never know what she desired from me or of its importance because I was too alpha to turn around and look back so now I'm left with a life of not knowing.
The life of a sigma is toilsome.

She lowkey looks kinda peng in that one lol

>>And what's the trade-off? Some momentary McDonalds and Dominos on your lips?
Nothing is worth giving up sweets for.

getting rid of the albatrossssssssss