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in for birb

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Are you a women

>Make them feel the wrath of not having w*men

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>half the country
retards dont understand twitter isnt real life

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>you wake up in kentucky

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schnappy the nile crocodile

Traditions are sacred down here in ‘ol Dixie Land. Matter a fact, a family tradition been passed down to my brother Jacob an I from our daddy, his daddy, and even his daddy ‘fo him. Some say traditions are old fashioned an outdated; don’t you go payin’ them niggroes an Yankee folk no mind, though, ya hear? My daddy done rastled up a most peculiar of niggroes. Now this niggro was the downright meanest sumbitch I’d ever seen. Hoopin’ an a hollerin’ the way dem darkies do. Well, one fine Sunday mornin’ ‘fo church, Nigga Jim, see that’s what we called him on account a we couldn’t pronounce his jungle name an all, Nigga Jim was a shoutin’ at my mama. He was a sayin all sorts a undignified thangs, sayin’ how if he wasn’t in chains, he’d be givin’ her the ‘ol Alabama Black Snake. Heh, well, let’s just say that didn’t sit too well with my daddy and his daddy. So, they done scooped him up an took him to the Breakin’ Barn. My daddy hogtied that black sumbitch, stripped him bare as my granddaddy’s head. He knelt down to me, and said, “Chuck, we can’t be havin’ this uppity niggro givin’ other darkies no bright ideas.”So, I unbuckled my Sunday Blues an dropped ‘em down to my ankles. ‘Ol Nigga Jim, now he was a wailin’ and a shoutin’ but I didn’t pay him no mind. Boy I tell you ‘hwut, that darkie bucked and bucked and bucked till he couldn’t buck no ‘mo. As for me, heh, well, I was as snug as a junebug in a rug. When I was a finished with ‘ol Jim, he was a quiverin’ an a whimperin’ like a scared dog with his tail ‘tween his legs, but he wasn’t Bein’ undignified no ‘mo. My brother and I learned a valuable lesson that day. A few years later, we opened our own hotel an fixed it up real nice. Need to rest your tired eyes? Come on in to Jake ‘n Chuck’s Break ‘n Bucks and grab y’self somethin’ cool to drink. And remember, we have quality Bucks...at a fair price.

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Gonna move to the dakotas

My gf said she would lick my balls if I shave them. I go home and grab a pair of tweezers and pluck each individual hair from my sack and the next day she breaks up with me without even seeing the work in progress.
Like, you don’t just do that

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things that never happened

yea to you

I've been jerking off to gay porn and shotacon for the last couple of days.

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Stop watching porn.

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isn't that the one i talked about earlier

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correct, I dont shave my balls

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bro...

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just as long as you dont do it in real life youre safe I guess

stop watching porn

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*BELCH*

faggot

Neighborinos are setting off fireworks

I don't know?!?

have a sore throat :(

isn't it a bit too early?

I think this abortion ban in the US is a pretty cool move for you actually. Instead of being aborted there will be more unwanted babies born who would be then simply put into orphanages since birth. The state then could indoctrinate them into millitary service and in a generation time America will have a huge army that was trained from early childhood.

I think brave new world already had that idea

day 3 of 3 of 3 days nofap

I don’t think so. Night time is the best time to set them off because there’s no sun

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it is, because i talked about it earlier when you linked the alien parasite story

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absolutely based

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Hoes mad

unfortunately we're more interested into turning them into criminals or trannies