/brit/

honestly i dont know who glastonbury headlines should be this year i dunno who is touring and who is on form
only acts i can think of are all those too small 9and half of them are playing at smaller stages too anyway)
primal scream are headlining another stage and they'tre not enough too old now maybe in 2001 after kill all hippies but not now

enjoying some ntr hentai (ntr or netorare stands for cuckold in case anyone's wondering)

Headliners should be Dua Lipa, Charli XCX and Ed Sheeran
simple as

is billie ellish zonked out on benzos

actually smarter than the rest of /brit/ combined 2bh
the intellectual powerhouse of this general, me

Headliners should be:
Graham Coxon
Tupac (hologram)
AC/DC

honestly dua lipa is probably a good shout

just can the mainstage
>muh pyramid

just dogshit
good
cringe dogshit

what books you reading

doing keto (not because im an obese lard, just feel better doing it)
and i need to get atleast 100g of protein a day for gymtoil

shoulders and knees constantly ache for no particular reason
spit blood when i brush my teeth
blood on the bog roll when i wipe
takes me over an hour to get to sleep every night
intermittent headaches/pressure behind my eyes
constant cold sores and mouth ulcers for no particular reason

dont remember just living being such a pain in the arse lads

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mental how john peel was a literal nonce
do glasto still have a stage named after him?

Not watching Glastonbury because I don't want the Beebs to think that that fat cow is actually popular here outside of her core fanbase of "depressed" teenage girls

I have Rubycon on original vinyl but no turntable anymore

dark day for us women
FUCK OFF

billie eilish is so shit, is this the best idol zoomers have to offer

quit your job and go live in remote countryside for several months.

Tarq Europeans used to go get 'the cure' in mountain resorts, and they were onto something

>really no idea why they just pick fotm pop music superstar shite
really? you have no idea?

You have HIV m8

>spit blood when i brush my teeth
just keep at it, if you go for longer than a few days then you'll be spitting blood but if you brush consistently for a few days then she'll be reet
if that isn't the case then it's mouth cancer sorry lad

>Charli XCX

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jesus diego

BTS will return to headline next year

yeah i was hyped as fuck. i enjoyed some of the album but it's not the best of his catalogue. remember when he did the remix rap version with a rapper and called it Niggy Tardust?

it's not as though they rely on pop music crowd for ticket-sales, at all. they sell out in an hour every year without fail.

who butlins here

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>flag
>"m8"
never reply to me again

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modern mainstream music so boring. zero energy, zero emotion, zero anything. there's nothing there. the only option if you want to listen to music which feels like it wasn't made by a robot is to listen to shite 10k monthly stream artists on spotify where it just sounds like the lead singer having a nail hammered through his bollock.

>if you go for longer than a few days
without brushing, I mean

some maths shite far beyond your grasp

Nah m8

one piss is all it takes

>remember when he did the remix rap version with a rapper and called it Niggy Tardust?
You're remembering it wrong. Niggy Tardust was an actual solo album by Saul Williams, produced by Trent. It was actually pretty good. Some of the tracks he used on there were leftovers from The Fragile.

Pooa Weepa

trying not to wank even though I really really want to

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Or as I call it: my Bible

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why do yanks descend into cringe by using british slang? some type of cringe as a boomer trying to get down with the kids

gums are fucking infected still despite seeing a hygienist who did a deep clean, I was even told my teeth were perfect with no cavities or anything. Yet my gums will be swollen and emit this foul odour within a couple of hours of brushing so I constantly need gum on me

HATE this shit, I don't even smoke or drink, being fleeced by the dentist's too being passed round to this and that person and having to pay to see each of them. Fuck sake

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you need more fibre and mouthwash which treats gum disease

you salty sea dog

i guess that makes more sense. one or two were definitely from year zero. i liked this one, gonna give it a relisten in the shower
youtu.be/uPy7OKhlSGQ

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Now if I turn over to Family Guy, she's gonna flash her tits isn't she?

numerous works of Eric Carle, intellectual heavyweight you've probably never even heard of

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Lefty Yanks are all over Twitter literally talking about murdering the supreme court justices and torching government buildings.

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why are they so full of bloodlust?

leftism is nothing but mental illness

want to eat pig fanny RIGHT NOW
*locks eyes with your mum*

why do you care about yank politics lad

its about maintaining their reputation as having the biggest names of any UK festival
we might agree that all of the headliners are awful crap but they have the biggest draw
if they fronted somebody and a significant part of the people watching were like "who?" then they could start to lose that rep, and maybe wouldn't do so well next year

literally rioting because they can't kill their own kids fucking mental

they do that for everything

We're the protagonists of history

Yeah, there was a Year Zero remix album too which Saul Williams did some stuff for.

because yank politics influences here massively
whether you like it or not

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a woman on twitter is filming her tv of glastonbury
how do you even come up weith this shit

*hands you the pig sticker*

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Name one way it has affected your actual IRL life. And no 'I have to read about it online' doesn't count

>No Remorse

Good band, like it when they say the n word

mad that yank history is barely 250 years old and yet they think they're the main characters

Would be great if half-way through Billie Eilish's all the lights turned out. and then, in the darkness, a loud distorted guitar started ringing out, accompanied by a relentless groovy drum beat. Suddenly in all the confusion, you hear "GLASTONBURY MAD FER IT YEEEAHHHH?" the lights come out, there's are kid Liam in sunglasses and a parka, and who's that next to kid? Noel Gallagher. Oasis are back, the crowd goes balistic, Eilish is escorted off stage in tears as the crowd forget all about her and her inane whining. The groovy drumbeat and distorted guitar turns into Columbia. The entire crowd sings along. We see a new golden age of music as /britpop2/ is launched. Would be mad.

don't understand why you'd ban abortion
do you really want thousands more povvo runts and mutant rape babies on the dole there?

get kyle rittenhouse down there lol

pop pop pop

forgotten about the george floyd protests already?

since you seem knowledgable has nin put out any good stuff in the past 10 or so years? think the last album i listened to was the slip, which was ok but no downward spiral

I never saw one because I don't live in some woggified shithole.

*David Guetta enters the room*

AYO GEORGE FLOYD