Mfw the walkable city isn't actually walkable

I remember my time in Chicago. Had to get 5 blocks away, and spend 2 blocks along a narrow path inches from passing cars, and another 3 blocks walking on the grass in front of stores.

Why are euros so insecure about walkable cities? It's just a joke bro.

It's all they have going for them so when they see Americans goofing on them for it they break down and shit their pants. Remember that they care about our opinions the most.

>a narrow path inches from passing cars
wtf? who does american city planning? a bunch of down syndrome chimpanzees?
what do you mean insecure? are americans really coping so hard that you need to defend shit decisions by your local government? are you happy that you are eternally cucked by the car industry and oil companies?

>live in walkable city
>become paralyzed

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>What do you mean insecure? [block of butthurt insecure text about my politics]
Euro moment.

>wtf? who does american city planning? a bunch of down syndrome chimpanzees?
yes

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most secure and confident European "man"

This. They want us to be jealous of their cities and get mad that we aren't. Simple as.

lmao now I know why americans are always constantly seething and being insecure about everything
they live in a meme tier shithole

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>walkable city
that's not really a term, right? sounds like some dystopian shit

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making my city walkable would require some sort of shade trees or overhangs over the sidewalks brcause it is hot as fuck and miserable

Yes, that's part of how to make it more pleasant to be outside in a city. Also in places where it isn't hot it helps.

Euros have the thinnest skin out of any nationality on Any Forums,even if China posted here.