There was a merchant in Baghdad who sent his servant to market to buy provisions and in a little while the servant came back, white and trembling, and said, Master, just now when I was in the marketplace I was jostled by a woman in the crowd and when I turned I saw it was Death that jostled me. She looked at me and made a threatening gesture, now, lend me your horse, and I will ride away from this city and avoid my fate. I will go to Samarra and there Death will not find me. The merchant lent him his horse, and the servant mounted it, and he dug his spurs in its flanks and as fast as the horse could gallop he went. Then the merchant went down to the marketplace and he saw Death standing in the crowd and he went to her and said, Why did you make a threatening gesture to my servant when you saw him this morning? That was not a threatening gesture, Death replied, it was only a start of surprise. I was astonished to see him in Baghdad, for I had an appointment with him tonight in Samarra.
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lefty/pol/ writing a 2000 word twitter thread on why we need to support gay rights
rorke calling him gay, laughing about it for a few seconds and then getting on with his life
Is this whole airport chaos and flights being £££££££££££ these days thing just the next step in the eat the bugs live in the pod thing?
dog crud yank edish
yeah?
when I was 12 I shit myself in a church on the way to school
nothing wrong with a bit of fuckin meth you girly bastards
nth for friday fish and chips
support your fishers and Farmers ngguh.
>you didn't take meth lol what a pussy
Tell me you live on the internet without telling me you live on the internet
really do be like that
also death is a real nigga
>Those aren't Irish nor are they sold here.
Says right there on the packet Paddy - Irish recipe.
Now FUCK OFF
was this really worth saving for the new
you lads ever done a poo that curled like a cumberland sausage?
NPCs be like
>meth and heroin are bad!
For let it go how it will, he said, God speaks in the least of creatures.
The kid thought him to mean birds or things that crawl but the expriest, watching, his head slightly cocked, said: No man is give leave of that voice.
The kid spat into the fire and bent to his work. I aint heard no voice, he said.
When it stops, said Tobin, you’ll know you’ve heard it all your life.
Scranning
yes actually my dad was a junkie so i should know, he died of an overdose, don't know why you'd think that would make my input carry any less weight but it is what it is
ye air travel, especially long haul will become the reserve of the very rich.
local chip emporium was acquired by ethnics (likely pakis) and the quality has fallen off a cliff
plus they've added non standard items to the menu
i dont mind if you dont want to take meth but theres nothing fucking wrong with it either you daft cunt
means your biased mate. im just saying there is nothing wrong with it, that is all. not saying smoke it every day. just dont demonise it, theres nothing wrong with it.
Been masturbating extensively to gay porn and fantasies of gay sex but I don't find men irl attractive and when I set Tinder to gay I was repulsed by what I saw haha what am I like
imagining a threesome between nadine dorries and carol kirkwood corrr
>The heat from the Vesuvius eruption was so intense that it transformed one victim's brains into glass
All part of God's design
honestly looks divine rn enjoy lad
just fucked a pig
wonder what allah has to say about all this then
KTIM
looks nice
what is the green sauce
Scranning a steak pie, chips and curry with a battered sausage myself. Chippy just does regular saveloys and they looked a bit grim
they need to do an Earl movie now that randy's all hench'd up
fuck is that lump of flesh?
bent freak
meth is the drug that the phrase "not even once" was coined for, just do regular amphetamines if you want an extra kick in the morning, meth is overkill
i'd batter your sausage
relatively attracted to the idea of pleasuring a penis but have no desire to be romantic with a fella. for example the idea of kissing one repulses me so not sure what that makes me
PRAISE GOD*
would feel a family of 4
post precious furbabies
come on then, someone post something interesting
no its fuckin not trust me normal amphetamines are just fuckin not that good, theyre barely stronger than a coffee really
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thanks for sharing this
why do LGBTQ people care about abortion I don't get it
stupid things
mental how us westerners are so fat and complacent that we have eating contests where people can eat so much that eating becomes a difficult challenge
makes you think!
ARRRRRGGGHHH SHHHIIIITTTT, KILLIN IN THE NAME OF
>anna law student
>rocks up in a sleeveless jumper with nothing underneath
hmm
saw Rorke in public today
I could get into kissing a guy, in fact the idea of a gay relationship is quite hot to me but it's like 1/1000 guys irl that I actually find attractive, if even that. The right cute twinkish guy could seduce me effortlessly but there's so few who fit that mold.
I GOT A (YOU) OMG OMG O OMG OMGN
looool
Yim yum
>prophet
lol
wtf i had no idea david paton is a christian
i think i had this exact argument with you like 6 months ago
stop with those fucking drugs they're making your mind into mush
bit drunk de lidsx
which one lads?
ayo miss me with that gay shit
Poutine
mix all 4
love irish sausages... up my fucking arse
curry for me de lid
chips and gravy
Would you?
miss my old job where I literally made half the money but had much less stress
In hindsight, no.