When a german posts, I agree

When a german posts, I agree
When a german thinks, I aplaude
When a german speaks, I listen
When a german tells a joke, I laugh
When a german replies to my post, I kneel
If Germany has 100 friends, I am one of them
If Germany has only 1 friend, that friend is me

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but you are not from turkey

youtube.com/watch?v=anL8Y3SwY_k&ab_channel=youcallisto

"Ja Anton, can you give me fuß massage bitte?"
what to do

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>When a german tells a joke, I laugh
Cap

when a polack posts I disagree
When a polack thinks, he doesn't
When a polack speaks, I ignore
When a polack tells a joke, I cringe
When a polack replies to my post, I tell him to kys
If Poland has 100 enemies, I am one of them
If Poland has only 1 enemy, that enemy is me

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Jawohl !

rent free

kys

no u

Nice proxy franz

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>Pole is obsessed with BBC
many such cases

rent free

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>pole is obssessed with poles

>thread about Germany
>full of Poles

Not funny or witty in any way at all

that's pretty much how Germany is today, obviously besides the all-present turks

>Romanians worship Germans the same way Serbs worship Russia
>Germans think Romanians are subhumans anyway

I genuinely wonder how this happened. Why did Francophila almost disappear from Romania? Not that I endorse that, being a anything-phile is usually pathetic and wrong, but at least that had some justification.

poleniggers btfo

When an aussie posts, I agree
When an aussie thinks, I aplaude
When an aussie speaks, I listen
When an aussie tells a joke, I laugh
When an aussie replies to my post, I kneel
When an aussie shitposts, I feed
If Australia has 100 friends, I am one of them
If Australia has only 1 friend, that friend is me
If Australia has 0 friends, i'm dead

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Based

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