British people say they have loads of accents yet they literally all sound the same, besides the Scottish accent

That's pretty interesting actually, I always think there's a huge rift between different parts of Mancs even

The only real British accents:
>Posh
(Think Rees-Mogg)
>Southern
Standard Bri’ish accent
>Northern
Yuh knuh nuthin jun snuh, de norf remembuhs
>Scouse
Demented mix between Northern and Welsh, will rifle through your pockets for spare change while you try to process what they said
>Essex
Yeh babe
>West Country (pirate)
Yareet therr me loverr? Pop d’wn ‘o pub fer s’m ciderr?
>Welsh
Cheery chipmunk accent
>Irish
Incoherent
>Gypsy
Irish but even more incoherent
>Scottish
Secretly lovely to listen to, but one of our running jokes for the last 300 years is we pretend we can’t understand them
>The Norfolk and Suffolk

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based yorkshire

there's a clear difference in accent even between between from Swansea versus people from Cardiff, there's all sorts of distinct regional English accents, the stereotyped east end of london accents don't sound very much like a strong midlands accent or a bristolian accent, and then yeah you have the scottish

we have loads

not yorkshire.

based nottinghamshire

I was watching a UK tv show and the Welsh actors sounded the exact same as the English ones. I really can't tell any difference between the accents, they all sound the same to me.

nooo you don't understand this slight difference means we're totally different

i can't tell the difference between NZ and aus accents so that means there is no difference

they do but. the difference in our accents are negligible. i cant tell where someone's from unless they slip up with something that someone from your state wouldn't say. except maybe SA but that long A sometimes appears in NSW too id assume the same for VIC too i guess. brits have loads more varieties and they're all much closer to eachother in distance it's not like they're thousands of km's apart

>they do but. the difference in our accents are negligible.
>brits have loads more varieties
Difference is neligable, so why even bother counting?

the difference is negligible to your ears. if someone from the UK were to read 2 sentences I could tell you their class and what area of the country they were from almost instantly

i wasn't. thats why i said we all speak the same here. the differences are not negligible in england they are very much different.

what’s the difference between scouse and irish