/brit/

wilfrid owen was a bitch and should have been shooting germans rather than writing his poof poems while his friends got shot

Gp calling do I pick?

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toilberg on my case as i keep doing this thing where i say im going to do a particular bit of work then the next day he realises I didn't do it. getting a bit sick of it desu

yeah

Anime!

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GOOFO GOOFO

BOOM BOOOMMNJSDFKFNB;KJSADFBHNSAKFJHRSEDBGHKLERBGHKERSBHIK;Abe

waHLHhhhhh

i cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

no he'll just tell you you have aids or something, it's better not to know

Not convinced that women would have landed on the moon if it weren't for men.

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if they're going to put gay people in movies this is the right way to do it tbqh

i lived with a lesbian couple before. was really not a big deal. other than seeing two not that attractive women occasionally give each other a kiss.

Mid girl would be my wife
Cute would let her be my concubine

Why , theyre smarter than BLOKES who are SILLY MACHO GUZZLERS

you mean by making them look like actual lesbians (unattractive)?

Corr would love to impregnate a Jewish woman

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died too early to take that path.

would love to spaff insider her

cricket is such a peng sport. so much banter.

also the fact that it's basically the only viable relic of the british empire makes it even more kino

got rejected from supermarkettoil

Ah, the rose of England

ovenberg and hobstein are both broken and the landlord will not be fixing them before monday

never could get into sports, reckon you have to have an IQ below a certain point to give a shit, that's why brown countries are always the best at them

Not everything in television and film has to be realistic. For example, when have you ever seen somebody in a star wars film go for a shit

wtf i made this post yesterday you post stealer

Imagine being able to banter your kids for being kikes, would be ace

if you do her yiddish uterus will instantly dissolve your foreskin

Sucking a cricket ball

are brown countries the best at them?

I like that the spain lad never gave a straight answer and just said an "app" dodgy if you ask me
Did you tip him?

How did it go?
Are you ok?

aren't brazilians and portuguese always dominating soccer?

if the n-word pass exists, does that mean the k-word pass exists as well?

yes

*puts on a black coat and some tan jeans* alri?

it's an ai learning from previous posts

>hapa boys are inc....

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>it's an ai learning from previous posts

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it's an ai learning from previous posts

don’t know much about it but my understanding is european countries + Brazil and Argentina are best

glad to contribute to the education of our future masters then

Had sex with a jew once tits were like super soft babies buttocks, but her cunt stank
>soccer
F O Y

Can't believe I look like Elliot Page. Not to mention I'm a gamer as well. I just hope it's just a coincidence

fuck you nigga, we call it soccer here, yanks don't have a monopoly on that, even you brits used to call it soccer before you let continentals have a say over it

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>cricket is such a peng sport. so much banter.

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Yep we're all getting drunk for Amer's birthday

Forgot what do we call underage zoomers here
>nigga
FOY ZOOMER

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/brit/ cries out for a 2022 meetup

does she have siblings? she looks like she's going to be someone's alcoholic aunt someday

Mass deportations of
What app you pathetic trip fag

I look like this
and i say this.

>its another "/brit/ user sits in a spoons with a >moyes sign for hours" episode

AI algorithm meetup 2022

Rather not say, potentially doxxable info as I don't think me and the Mrs ever deleted our profiles
Knew it haha

got pizza int' oven

Soccer is slang for Association Football, makes sense really

*Wheels a computer monitor into a London pub in a last ditch image to stop the AI Singularity*

Alright its okay its roblox I understand

soccer?
I hardly know her

trying to get that AI to draw pictures of the machine uprising and robots dominating humans but it doesn't draw anything that resembles that, reckon it's trying to hide its power level

ate my dinner too fast and now I've got a sore tummy

Found out im an AI algorithm

why does this willer change colour at the top so much?

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what'd you have?

the pubs in London are weird. always looks more ornate and Victorian than what I’m used to

It's pronounced "sosser"

genital mutilation

no idea

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Must be mental having a willy that big, genuinely can't imagine it. It literally dwarfs mine. Must be such an ego boost, no idea how you could be anything other than a cocky prick when you're willy is that big and meaty and heavy ffs

Birmingham, Manchester and London have lots of victorian pubs
whereas countryside has all those thatched roof style pubs.

victorian pubs are peng, lots of ornate tiles and stainglass windows

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need that willer in my gf NOW

don't appreciate seeing this shit in /brit/ mate

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One down my road is owned by the never going to give you up guy haha
Also where my school did sports was the building the music video was shot in haha

yeah im a rural fag

wait, your dick doesn't change color at the top?

190 had an autistic breakdown when people were making fun of Wales
Crying using his viatnamese flag

It's my birthday today lads
I feel old and miserable, life has still gone absolutely nowhere

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must be like an LSD trip for you.

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mine is as purple as a plum

A donkey fell into a pool of sugar...