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>oh there's a labour shortage, there's a labour shortage, oh, everyone's hiring, there's a labour shortage, it's full employment now, there's a labour shortage...
>hardly anyone hiring in my area
>rejected by every job i've applied for

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I NEED it
I CRAVE it
I LUST for it
I simply MUST consoom

Payday? I consoom
Bored? I consoom
£40 spare at the end of the month? Did I stutter? I consoom
Save the last £40 of the month a few times to consoom something better later on? NO. I must consoom something that's £40

everyone must be on the tube since no one is posting

>Be American
>Get all your energy via roof solar panels
>Get fined each month by energy companies
>Because you're not using the minimum amount of energy from them, for them to be able demand you pay a fuel bill
>Yes this is really how it works in the USA

>Be German
>Get all your energy via roof solar panels
>Sell excess unused energy you generate to power companies / the government
>Get paid thousands of extra Euros per year for nothing

Haha it's a funny thing from that show your da used to watch when he was a teenager

have you thought about not consooming

Holding back some amazing posts for tomorrow. Poley deserves it.

gasping for some booze
will wait for the runts to clear out of aldi before i go and buy a bottle (or 2 haha) of wine

manager at toil is the biggest hypocrite i've ever met, giga lefty and identity politics, gender pay gap bullshit despite being a white woman making about £100k, can't stand her

Wish we could have good trains in this country again :(

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newcunts call amer poleaboo instead of ribena.

>have a counter to every point they make
>don't say a single one of them
>still seething the next day
the old me would've battered them with my wicked jabs, oh how my decline anguishes me

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He was Poleaboo before the Ribena incident, thick cunt.

whats your address?

we had a "gender paygap" crisis at work which all the women were up in arms about
it turned out that men overall were getting paid more because there were more men in higher paid positions
women in the same positions were getting paid the same as men

what's your job title lads?

biggest vice lads? for me it's alcoholism

Gary's joined the picket line, black solidarity

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no he wasnt

Deputy Stakeholder Relations and Delivery Manager

that Francis guy who got famous for loving trains is a closet bender, guarantee it

*enters /brit/*

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unemployed part time student

trackman

machine operator

mumberg told me to strop being such a lazy idiot all the time a few days ago, been thinking on it, i understand the general sentiment but im still not sure exactly what she wants

shitkicker

Sandwich Artist

Made up tarq ghost position

train operator

HIT RORKE IN THE SPOT

KNOCK HIS DREADS OFF

Senior Delivery Manager

16 big poo street
pootown
pooshire

theres no 16 on big poo street you daft bugger

big pooey arses

entrepreneur (NEET)

warehouse shift manager

think youre mistaking it for Your Mum Road

avatar 2 looking kino

you can still ride these in scotland
(though not in BR Kino liveries)

Those stats are always skewed to ignore job role, turns out most of the women are in HR/admin and the men are in IT and engineering.

hardware engineer
on 65k

Software engineer

shovelware engineer

> judie dench in a spaceship

Nobody has explained this to me yet

there are like no brown people outside of london why are you so up in arms

Slags.

It's what we call a 'film'

reminiscing my runty the days thinking an "office manager" was the boss

can't believe I let that mong get the best of me, FUCK

think i might have a tumor on the lower right side of my jaw

there's loads of them in the middle east and africa

> earns more than her male peers
> paid outrageously for someone her age
> never experienced sexism
> never experienced racism (she’s from Hong Kong)
> told me she never felt disadvantaged because of her race or gender
> despite all this racism and sexism are huge problems

the gf everyone

clever