Be white

>be white
>eat steak
>wake up in the middle of that night
>greeted by shiva
>"come with me"
>But-
>white light everywhere
>Am-Am I in heaven?!!
>hear mooing all around me
>realise I have been reborn as a cow
>The hindus were right!!
>realise my soul is now trapped in a baby cow
>OHSHIT.jpg
>
>spend every day thinking about when they are going to kill me
>it's literally HELL! can't escape!
>
>finally, the day comes
>they kill me and I attain Mukti
Now It's (You)r turn

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>you reincarnate as a human
>in India

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Hello sir can you become a prophet of cow religion, spreading the good faith akin to JW schizo? We need more of you

>you reincarnate as a human
>as black
>in USA

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why do you guys simp for blacks so much? do you have any idea how hard they roast you when you're not listening?

we worship BBC just like the average american

>Be Uruguayan
>Die
>Shiva isn't powerful enough to fight all the steak I have eaten throughout life
>Be reborn as Uruguayan again

Don't you guys eat other meat?

That baby had its foreskin mutilated and removed
Indian babies don’t experience the same unless they’re abrahamic cucks

cows are scared in hinduism

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