/brit/

Arsehole been covered in poo for a while now, should probably wipe it

teddy got the swiper

only if you're an unimaginative worker drone

You=Biggot and a Peedo.

taking care of my elderly nigger

feel like SHIT

Depends what job you have mate

It also sets you free

Dire little ant

what about when girls want to compliment me on all the muscles i earned from all my hard work at gymtoil?

im fat and i smell of beer

Anime!

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I am bigoted against paedos, yeah, funny that.

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lainy makes some gret images

LITERALLY me

so brave x

Chelsea supporta?

Just quoting me some random nonce doesn't prove your foolish claim. Most peedo's are straight men. You just wanna justify hating gays.

liverpoo x

doing some mental wanking at the moment

vile nonce

To all the millennials clutching their worthless degrees, and by the way, mine was too, the people that get on are the people that get on. People employee people, not bits of paper. The successful now, and always have and will be, are those that display determination, positivity, a can-do attitude, are up for a challenge and don’t rely on or expect anyone else to do it for them. Accept that there are standards expected of people and fitting in matters; being W O K E doesn’t.

Lose weight, you know you want to and you probably feel guilty for any boy trying to sniff you down there, rightfully so you pie on legs

stats on number of boys and girls diddled preteen?

I'm the least annoying man alive
the way I eat, breathe, walk and talk cause no offense

never did any myself

backstreet's back

a l r i g h t

chatting about child rape are we? Thread off to a lovely start

lads my 5 hours sleep in 3 days finally caught up with me, FUCK. I've almost finished this damn course. literally only need like 600 more words

nig, niggy nig nig nig, nig, niggy nig
nig, niggy nig nig nig, nig, niggy nig
oh my god we're black again

That's a good post, but fuck work and fuck you too and fuck Juventus

>Data Finds Republicans are Obsessed with Searching for Transgender Porn

mental how grabbing your willy and stroking it feels really good and makes you cum

gazette-news.co.uk/news/20226910.moment-essex-mum-mooned-crowd-sports-day-race/
Corr get in

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>my opinion is right because of my subjective experience

since when is such blatant narcissism acceptable these days? Jesus wept.

Rorke be like gay people are nonces so we should get rid of them
Ignore the church of England, the police, the government, the royal family, public schools those are allowed to stay

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You can't even say you're english anymore, they'll arrest you.

need this peer reviewed

Whats it on, I've got an afternoon and finished my Masters couple weeks back. Can knock out 600 words on anything in an hour half.

work... sets you free...
woah...

If you wanna be my nigger
Gotta get with my wife

Well here we go again. Anyone my age knows what a recession is like. We went through it in the prime of our lives 20-30. No work, end of story. Apparently us Boomers who were unemployed in the UK in them years had it good. Chuckles. Buckle up you Woke. You are about to experience how good us Boomers had it under Thatcher….Good Luck. ..Don’t forget to remind us how good we had it after you’ve been through it.

Nees this peen reverberated

Fancy a pastie me lads mate

>Dirty cheese cutter letting out the flys out its indecent exposure why is this news and laughed at, its filth. And she should be arrested.

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here's 493 lad

city of compton
city of compton

exactly as many pokemon as there was in diamond and pearl that

Fancy a paste of my penis?

if this was a bloke he'd be on the register now

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>some random nonce
Tatchell is a hero and champion of the LGBTQ movement.

corr leng

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files.catbox.moe/8kti5r.webm

Mental how little 500 words is. Writting is so easy.

well blokes dont wear dresses or thongs do they (and tranners dont go to primary school sports days (as parents anyway))

HOT

corr would love to spaff inside her

have never strung more than a sentence together in my life

Breathe in now breathe out
Swipe up now swipe down

Poo pastie when

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> public schools

What why

I'm not the brit tranny you barmy bastid

Why did she do it though

grats, on the masters. which MSc is it?

level 2 business and admin kek. I've written 10k+ words for this course. but I took it as a moment to actually finish something

>Task 2
>The safe storage of business documents is important for a number of reasons, re-cap the reasons why.
>Identify the range of storage options available for electronic and non-electronic documents, including the benefits and drawbacks of each. Include how each storage method allows for retrieval of documents.
>Finally, describe the procedures for the control of different versions of documents.
this stuff

Is there literally any point in phoning up companies asking for work

skyping the American gf soon what should l talk about?

just finished this job
got 200 quid for it
make more money than mikey me

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>marine food specialist
fuck yeah let's see that tactical sandwich making

No he isnt, just google him and latest news story is queen offering him a knighthood. And I've never heard of him , so he can't be some hero.

I read with disgust your comments regarding pensioners and their supposed “luck” and how good they have it…..I am nearing retirement age and have worked hard running my own business all my life, 6 or 7 day weeks, no holidays….I have by virtue of a sensible wife a fairly decent sized pension pot and our best buy was our house in London, 25 years ago, which we sold last year.
goldmine this
so much boomer seethe
unherd.com/2022/06/the-boomers-have-destroyed-the-tories/

>well blokes dont wear dresses or thongs
what if kids see my bollocks through my short leg

>(as parents anyway))
what is adoption or transitioning after procreating?

would have to be the dream job in the marines as far as grunt level work
all you gotta do is cook food and not get blown up by IEDs

*if this were a bloke

farts are so messy today, pretty sure i will have deposited some poo in my boxers when i investigate later

maisie williams with a tan

burgers and mass shootings

corrr need her to choke me in a headlock before i can finish the phrase make me a sammich

show up, eye contact, firm handshake, lynx africa, say you're willing to work

>chippy for lunch

ssshhhhhh...silencio

>grinded for a month for an interview
>got the job
>now have to do all the pre-toil admin stuff but can't be arsed

why am i like this?

>what if kids see my bollocks through my short leg
how big is your bollocks

>what is adoption or transitioning after procreating?
jewish trickery

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Who know, girls are stupid

yes, but

just get a trade bro

any jobcentre autism man in

>No he isnt
So you're a liar as well as a nonce. OK
youtube.com/watch?v=wxbNfpuQ5-U

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I think she just does sea food

vm.tiktok.com/ZMNj4fs8P/
what an odd man

tutorberg won't like this, not one bit

>That's all Tim posts these days on youtube, he seems calmer and happier but they're not interesting to watch.
The man with unironic and literal schizophrenia isn't interesting to me XD

good post

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yeah what an odd man you are for thinking im going to click that in a million years

>it's a Bald gets drunk and fucks a british slag episode

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What's hilarious about this rancid idiot?
Should be arrested for disgusting public behaviour. No-one would be laughing if it were a man.

This world gets sicker by the day.

seems someone made a sex mod for stellaris

really fancy some fish fingers

lol @ the vests

Well then, here we are, time for houmous and pitta toil

I think ive gotten too old. Satire and real are too hard to discern now.

how very houmourous

Did you see that tranny in the bar totally warmed up to him, but told the other lad to bugger off? And the other guy was her age about. I wish I had Balds mojo with birds.

dunno l think lots of people laugh at male streakers

he's such a nonce

if our feet touch then we fuck obviously

she should see what they do to photos of her

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I'd snog her

Tatchell is a real nonce and has spent decades advocating for noncery. He's a hero to the LGBTQ club.

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Just found out ginger is an anagram

>I am James Bond

Not satire, unfortunately
The so-called green party and "labour" council have done the same thing in Brighton, it's disgustingly homophobic

kek

Which prime ministers do you reckon were secretly gay?
Ted Heath's the obvious one
Churchill might have been bi, had a bit of an interesting relationship with Edward Marsh
Thatcher definitely scissored at some point

leftypol turning a blind eye to this

watching some stevekino where he finds the british emergency ration with amphetamine tablets

Mooning has been a thing in British culture for centuries.

Also r8 her

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wait l thought rorke wanted to lower the age of consent to get 'prime' females and it was the lefty looney libtards who wanted to raise it?

Graphics card has fucking died after almost 9 years of service lads
Very upset