Why do you refuse to live your myth in Russia?

Why do you refuse to live your myth in Russia?

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Why didn't you finish off the German problem when you had the chance? It makes me sad that thanks to the allies Germany continues to exist.

communism

I only know how to say like four words in Russian
хлeбyшeк
киcлopoд
дoлблюcь в oчeллo
That's it. Is that enough for me to get by?

grim

I was told these are things Russians say to each other all the time

>дoлблюcь в oчeллo

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Russia needs to be punished for Ukraine
USA needs to be punished for Iraq

Both countries must double taxes to pay damages

I can communicate easily in russian by yelling in my own language and pointing and mimicking, butchering russian, serbian and croatian words with new unknown accent.
I would fit in probably and either the village idiot or shaman, same thing to me honestly.
I dont know the laws for brewing alcohol over there because it would be my only income but i would stick to what i know, cattle and farming for profit.
I would love to live alone in a remote place, but now im too old to move and leave everything i made here.
Besides, this is my home and i plan to die here.

Russia got punished literally for invading ukraine back in 2014 you fucking nigger.
Its not their fault the punishment was turned around