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If you ever had a daughter, how would you cope?

corrrpeng
that’s what every girls tummy should look like
hate the bloated beer guts on most women

I have a daughter, cope with what?

*hits pipe*
Mate...

anime

Scenes from Manchester this morning

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bloke looks like he's about to go on trial in Rotherham

might start affecting a scouse affect

Lads I'm a trannard and I had a physical health exam today and she asked me if I have had a cervical screening recently

Detest Lowry.

before the bombs went off

repeatedly told you that im not interested in reading your posts until you post your hrt tits
cheers

my dad is going around all of the supermarkets in the area and buying up all of the pickled eggs

If I announce a report on this post for being extremely low quality, will I be banned for announcing a report even though it was on myself?

In an identical situation, been trying not to go running to boss since that seems juvenile but barely got any choice at this point. Got stacks of edvidence against the cunt.

*minces into thread*

how do they check the cervix of a bloke with a willy and ballsack

Aussie arse hole free edition

*reaches blindly for the nearest homosexual and starts humping*

hrt tits looks kinda cute on troons
hate it when they get implants UNLESS they're committing and going FULL bimbo

>t. Travel & Tourism grad

when you think about it, English has two alphabets

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
&
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTYVWXYZ

never thought about it before so english has only had 1 alphabet until just this minute

you rats better start making good posts soon

oh wow
that's incredibly
never thought about it like that before
*gives an exhausted look to the rest of the thread*

YOU FUCKING SPACKER

we're finally using your thread isnt that enough

Gays will be aroused at the sight. Don't know how they do it.

Had it up to HERE *raises hand really high* with tranny and foreigner posts. How do I filter shit

Handsome lad

you know the english have 2 words for everything

*follows your eye*

>fucks up the alphabet
oh my fucking days, lad

its not mine

No idea what you mean

5 twix wrappers on the bed

Don;t feel I can deal with this anymore, lads.
Keep getting invested heavily in internal fantasies that are only ever traumatic and then finding myself crying and having emotional breakdowns over them. They aren't even fucking real.
Hate this life. Hate what I am.

Paris hilton is objectively stunning

bizare image

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rorke statys?

the singular poster from australia

I actually have a doctorate in computer science but okay

if you pointed a gun to my head to spell the alphabet backwards I'd rather you shot me

not a wog but I do think I'm mildly lactose intolerant. always end up farting exorbitant amounts whenever I eat cheese.

This ain't one of your fantasies lad nobody gives a shit

thought the australian power hour was named after the australian

had a problem where we had an intern from oxford and he used to a real pain in the arse.

he thought he was billy big balls and would take it upon himself to talk in meetings we invited him along to. I reemmber the customer asked about something and he just started talking and i was looking at him like 'shut the fuck up', needless to say he said something that upset the customer and i had to make an apologetic phone call afterwards.

i also told him to do something and he refused to do it; like he just sat there and argued with me that the way i was saying to do it was not right.

used to get severe tummy aches when i ate a whole tub of yoghurt (1kg) in the evening

that certainly is incredibly

got two online interviews
can't be fucking bothered really

should you be?

we also had an intern from some second rate uni who turned out to be an absolute ace worker. stayed in her lane, was efficient at whatever we asked her to do and basically understood our area of work and expertise within 2 weeks.

kind of

and that man? he's now the prime minister

who are they for?

>computer science

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WAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
YOU GIVE ME A WAH WAH

>he just sat there and argued with me that the way i was saying to do it was not right.
Maybe you are doing it wrong, he is a cleverclogs and might know a more efficient way

hate those little rats, protected by the working world. would love to just throw juvenile insults at the weasels. such a shame passive aggressiveness is of the only things that sticks with a person past school, they use it in spades

burger king and wimpy

feel sorry for this bloke ngl

didn't need to see that again desu

ktim, I can't help it. I'm a perfectionist

It wasn't really a matter of efficiency. I was saying that the data was not specific enough, he was saying 'but we can just assume it is' and i said 'i'm not really comfortable with that assumption' and he was like 'why not' ad nauseum.

he seethed when he realised that i signed off on the product so his opinion had no bearing on anything.

don't get this australian arsehole gimmick

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minimum wage toil, KFC and Co-op. admittedly didn't realise how few jobs there were in my town - covid and 2008 have successfully killed the high-street. already got a job, just kind of want a change.

How would you feel about this person earning the same salary as you?

they are in pain and not on holiday, but their absence means more work for you, through no fault of your own.

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based, fucking love a pickled egg me

>I was saying that the data was not specific enough
nerd

checked but not keyed

Already takes the piss they're paid the same but can have a paid pregnancy

men generally earn more than women even in the same roles and so they can retire earlier .

Pozzed cuck

Don’t care

desu bleeding from the gash with no control over it mustn't be comfortable.

good, women are largely useless and just sweaty stressheads when they're flowing anyway
and they stink

just give men more time off for man flu then

>Leftypol (Me) making the transition for the days off.

haha bumhole

wouldnt bother changing mate t b h, but if you were gonna go for it, id say do the co-op one and sack the fast food shite off

This is bollocks they can work from home still if needsbe. And if their cramps are so bad, then take it as sick leave

I went to imperial and had this guy join from imperial 3 years after I started, he kept saying shit like “well at MY uni we learned to do X and Y rather than what we’re currently doing”. Was mega fucking cringe, instead of saying anything I just let him dig himself deeper each time and it happened on a weekly basis”

only fair if i get time off for male menstruation, aka the beeriod

'no'

Alri Shartpiro

would be based if men got 3 days off a month too, but unfortunately we don't live in a based world so we won't

Did all the incels just get their lunch break

2 scotch eggs for lunch

you could also stop filling your body with toxic poisons

and next on stage, it's user, who will be performing bat country by avenged sevenfold on the guitar

any shit time keeper man in?

only got 1 egg left
too anxious to go to aldi to buy more

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social anxiety is the only thing keeping me from getting a job

grim
not even sexy

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Damn, absolutely gorgeous. That Nike is shining in the dark

>Did all the incels just get their lunch break

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>their absence means more work for you
no it doesnt. i wont doing their work for them. they can do it when theyre back.
if that creates an issue then thats my managers problem

aha yeah it's definitely every single other /brit/ poster that's an incel definitely not me I'm the exception aha

social anxiety isn't real you're just immature

in cells? in calls? are you talking about prostitutes??

i managed to get a job but didnt like it so quit after 3 months
still have nightmares about it a year later

yeah i'm sure this thing that pervades every facet of my life and has thoroughly ruined it is just made up and i could snap out of it whenever i want

Time to sleep

Realising I earn more than most on /brit/ but manage to be as poor and miserable as everyone else because of rent