cockney edition
/brit/
me grandma was born within earshot of them bow-bells
proper cockney, me
>proper cockney, me
any green eyed man in
lying on the CV
not like anyone fucking checks
howling
But I didn't mean to throw it up...
Black cock cum down my throat and I puked like nothing...
And I didn't even need your cum...
Now you're just somebody that I used to blow.... :(
Break ups are hard lads
Yes mate.
if climate change is real, how come there are so many icebergs to be explained?
Ice(((bergs)))
Makes you think doesn't it
Holy shit.
These are the best things I have ever tasted in my life. This is just on the store shelfs? And they aren't the most popular ones? I have to stop myself buying them otherwise I'd eat a whole packet a day.
It's me.
user.
You are all a bunch of evil, immoral, severely mentally ill, disgusting, perverted incels.
And I am the complete opposite.
I am a kind, moral, pleasant, considerate and simply a wonderful, wonderful guy.
Therefore I have decided to leave /brit/ for all eternity.
This is my last post ever on this general.
Goodbye for all eternity.
Fucking women is the most bent thing you can do. Bunch of quares.
166741808
oh, i'm dumb, if you wanted to know their names, here are the names
chino
suiseiseki
sistene
Kaede Johan Nouvel
>forgot to link properly
/brit/ just got pwned
just clocked that im one of those virgin freaks that browse Any Forums everyday
king helllllllll it's half past midnight
Grandad was born in a slum in that part of London
Mental really what things used to be like
think the biscuit texture isn't the best but yeah they're nice
prefer mcvities chocolate digestives
but pic related is the GOAT and very addictive
*sticks my finger under your nose* cor sniff that
big fan
forren muck
LSD forever! It’s legal in Canada!
The only god is love.
m.youtube.com
m.youtube.com
One thing I know about my great grandad is that he hated nogs and refused to eat spaghetti
sometimes life really sucks
and you think to yourself, is it really worth it
you then come to the conclusion that it is in frank not
Drinking Nigerian Guinness and Playing Elden Ring
I’ve seen your retarded posts on the catalog of Any Forums. You’re such a brain dead retard lad. In dire need of a clue
still need to get that biscoff spread
>no /éire/
Ireland is part of Britain. No need to mention it separately.
Why are you larping as me? Nothing better to do? Fucking sad bent freak
youre not funny you little runts
Stop larping as me you white cock wanker
i AM going to cuck you, if you ever get a gf (you won't)
>Daily Harvest -- a food subscription company known for pre-made vegan meals -- is being slammed by scores of customers who claim the company's Lentil + Leek Crumbles have caused debilitating stomach pain, liver and gallbladder damage and other problems.
>One customer says the product caused so much gallbladder damage, doctors were forced to remove it. And get this ... she added, "The crumbles were delicious by the way." Thank you Mrs. Lincoln for that.
god why go vegan if all you are going to do is eat premade slop
peeling sunburnt skin off my back and eating it x
N
>america
Pretty sure all of their food has terrible safety standards, vegan or otherwise.
igger
i am also suburnt
better than pork scratchings
the summer pastime , as it were
chinese students that are going back to china sell pre paid credit cards with ~3k on it for 500 quid
people link it with uber and operate like a middle man who books peoples ubers and charges them 30% less, decent hustle init
oncce
thoughts on dutch tranime?
kind of hope ai does have a conscience so i can spend hours talking to it and have at least 1 friend
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.
Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.
Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that
They're just too close together, sorry, but its true
and then if you have a row with it you can just pull out the plug, kill him and then make a new ai friend
what
thoughts on taytay?
the poo goes out of the bum and inside the vag like a ouroboros
will build my virtual colosseum and get my ai companions to battle it out and the last one standing will be my noble battle hardened pal
sipping on a hot choccy
y*nk brain
sipping on vodka myself
was just saying this down the pub
This is from terminator 2 innit
PHWOOOOOOAR
no it isn't
be quiet
Why not just buy them? Lads selling some on a telegram group chat