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Reposting because it got lost at the end of the previous thread:

>see flat for sale
>comfy top floor location
>parking space
>could buy without a mortgage if I spend all my life savings and possibly borrow a grand or two from my dad
Should I?

already emotionally resigned from my job because I know the company is dogshit and won't last a recession

do I mention this to my boss? we're on friendly honest terms but I don't see what good could possibly come of it, yet for some reason I feel compelled

post pictures and what city it's in, otherwise how the fuck can we determine

>This is pathetic behaviour, just don't drink it you fucking spastic. I say this as a heavy drinker.
sometimes there's just too many questions. it's like in china, gotta drink to make the boss happy

whats the leasehold on it

>proceeds to post the picture of a below average looking woman.

Lol! Do you simps really?

yeah but boomer numbers are shrinking, their days are numbered, and this will turn the rest of us against them (good)

>do I mention this to my boss?
No? Why would you?
He isn’t actually your friend
For that matter I wouldn’t even mention it to other coworkers you’re chummy with
Keep it to yourself until you actually leave

how much

of course you don't say that to your boss

Love shagging black lasses I do

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I don't know why, got this mind virus. Just need a good telling off

Made some deep fried chicken sandwiches

Made too many

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no we don't, next question?

your gimmick is tired and boring.

fatty boom batty

any feel like SHIT man in?

Alarmberg didn’t go off (phone just frozen on alarm screen). Just woke up. How the fuck do I explain this to bossberg

me? based

don't know, the leasehold another nicer flat I looked at on the same estate was about £100 a year for the next 996 years, fucker took it off the market though

Just under £90k, it's pretty small and in Crewe

take a shit on his desk and stick his pen up his arse lad

what as in you are six and a half hours late lol
just say you had an emergency idk

>thick hapa ex shall be visiting me in a few weeks, donning her nurse scrubs and firmly milking my prostate, cooing to me that she'll get all the cum out for me
excited but nervous my lats

My paranoia about this exact thing lead me to buying an f91w to use as a backup alarm

"phone died while sleeping sorry lol"

is it true that EU may ban gacha games?

would you live in Wales?

Really don’t know what I’ll do when dadberg dies, can’t imagine my life without it
But I’ll be inheriting some valuable property and he has a decent amount to of money stashed away

already do

ama

90k for a flat? sounds cheap. pics? if you honestly think someone on brit is going to buy it before you do, you're deranged

by tomorrow I may have a warehouse job at nights

general axiom lads is:

if a campaign makes idiotic arguments to convince you; it's probably not in your interest.

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some irrelevant shit about a national incident
and now for some actual news: katie is going on a holiday

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hello is it Aussie Power Hour yet?

Once had a meeting schedule for 9AM right as I started, but since I was WFH I just switched the laptop on to type "morning" on the teams chat before closing it, 30 mins later I open it again after having my snooze and see a bunch of messages from toilberg wondering where I was
Awkward times trying to come up with an excuse while not sounding like I just woke up when I got on the call

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yes mate. 20 to 1 in the morning and i'm rearing to go

I do

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>got my teeth cleaned
>gums are still rotting away and making a disgusting odour constantly
>keep paying to see this and that cunt at the dentists and no one can suggest anything other than a deep clean which doesn't help

fuck sake, my teeth will start falling out at this rate

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chinook outside my window lads

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>Are you alright, user? You're very quiet.

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throw your hard drives in your microwave lad just to be safe

*continues k-holing*

possible it’s just genetic isn’t it
maybe get them all pulled and get dentures

they knew. they know. it's obvious.
had someone at work claim she was at home working when i could hear all the sounds of traffic and pedestrians. claimed her camera was malfunctioning. it's blatantly obvious. need workers so bad that it's not even a warning though

do u like anime?

do you have a laser pen?

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are you alright anonette? your eyesockets are askew

Go see a dental pharmacist that can prescribe you like dextrahydrolene mouthwash or w.e its called

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have you tried brushing them

that's literally your account is it

her heads tilted dork

true love

You don't brush your gums you spanner. Mouthwash+flosspick

so is moni REALLY a nonce? qrd...

Me on the right brehs

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sniper elite 4 worth a cop?

Love shining laser pens at helicopter ambulances (sky pigs)

Once caused one to turn back, hopefully abandoning the scrounger it was sent for.

GET DOWN THERE'S A SNIPER

Mr. Large and In Charge you lad

Kek

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how much did big dentistry pay you to make this post

You're a slag, riddled with STDs
Fuck that shit, couldn't be arsed being you
You're an animal, you belong in a zoo
I'm sending for you so what're you gonna do?

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well? what now?

do british women call themselves slags? american women call themselves bitches

gn

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covid has me on the ropes

If you brush your gums like your teeth you're just going to get blood everywhere and risk infection

anglo "women" are mentally ill