If your country was a programming language, which one would it be?

If your country was a programming language, which one would it be?

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why would my country be a programming language?

PHP

php

Java

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I don't get this

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Haskell

Rust. New, innovative, fresh, smooth and yet old, with a lot of heritage that's being protected. .

Probably JavaScript...

Go maybe

Programming looks like fucking hell
And people call accounting boring lmao

>pre-Wilson
Sun Java
>post-Wilson
Oracle Java

Programming is a creative endeavor, we are not in the 90s anymore

I would say Haskell.
Cute but unusable.

No, you quickly become specialized and then that's it. Copy, paste, test and deploy.
>*whoops*
Upstream changed something? Scan whole code base and make necessary adjustments.
>*whoops*
Microsoft gets in on your company's profile and didn't buy you out but a competitor?
Back to the handholding examples in another field at the age of 40, competing with zoomers and FOSS fuckers.

It's such a waste of a life and "creative" programmers are pothead jokes. Get into business and just have someone else write the code for free.

You will never be a woman

I make games
You will never be rich

Pascal

Pearl/1S

Python, we also need to import a shitload of modules to keep the code running.

Visual basic

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Java. Ubiquitous, not very pretty or well organized but versatile and diversified.

c

why?

ASP.NET

Maybe Whitespace? That's what small talk looks like in Finland.