If your country was a programming language, which one would it be?
If your country was a programming language, which one would it be?
why would my country be a programming language?
PHP
php
Java
I don't get this
Haskell
Rust. New, innovative, fresh, smooth and yet old, with a lot of heritage that's being protected. .
Probably JavaScript...
Go maybe
Programming looks like fucking hell
And people call accounting boring lmao
>pre-Wilson
Sun Java
>post-Wilson
Oracle Java
Programming is a creative endeavor, we are not in the 90s anymore
I would say Haskell.
Cute but unusable.
No, you quickly become specialized and then that's it. Copy, paste, test and deploy.
>*whoops*
Upstream changed something? Scan whole code base and make necessary adjustments.
>*whoops*
Microsoft gets in on your company's profile and didn't buy you out but a competitor?
Back to the handholding examples in another field at the age of 40, competing with zoomers and FOSS fuckers.
It's such a waste of a life and "creative" programmers are pothead jokes. Get into business and just have someone else write the code for free.
You will never be a woman
I make games
You will never be rich
Pascal
Pearl/1S
Python, we also need to import a shitload of modules to keep the code running.
Visual basic
Java. Ubiquitous, not very pretty or well organized but versatile and diversified.
c
why?
ASP.NET
Maybe Whitespace? That's what small talk looks like in Finland.