Tradies in Paradise™ Edition
/brit/
What's your trade la
Yes mate, I sat down on a random bench with a random woman and we didn't speak a word to each other but she opted to just stare into my eyes and at my lips and wait for this complete stranger to kiss her.
How the fuck have you managed to be more autistic than fucking ME?
ugly
wouldnt shag
ali b
We literally and unironically have it worse than the lads in 1984
homo
i hate niggers
I miss them
Want to spaff inside a Jewish woman
ali g
What is happening to our country? Why does it feel like everything is collapsing? Why are we in such economic shit? Why is everything the worst it’s been in decades? Why is everything falling apart? Why is everyone depressed?
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HAPPENING? WHATS GOING ON???
amazing how some coke whores live shit lives dependent on how horny their dealer is while others get paid millions by fellow jews in hollywood
24, been a neet since 2018 and have no fucking clue what to do in life lads. Feel as if it's too late to even get a trade at this point.
price of freedom la
my brvther
An entire episode of Corrie where it's just Roy Cropper holding in a foreskin pissballoon
Mad how OJ Simpson never actually murdered anybody and took the blame for his mentally ill son to protect him and now his reputation has been utterly destroyed
I also thought it was a random encounter. Should've kept it like that you sperg.
well, your own government is asking farmers (and paying them too!) to stop growing food and to instead turn to growing trees or wild meadows. kind've hard for food to get cheaper
>24
>too late
oh matey, get it together. A job at maccas would even do you good.
its over
just accept it tis over
the key to happiness is acceptance
the JQ has reached critical mass
ok so im a girl here and I have to wonder do other girls browse brit x3
mad how he married a tranny before trannies were mainstream
cancel culture gone mad
Remember when he had a trans-wife and no one kicked the fuck off about lefties controlling the media?
Capitalism. And the cure my friend is c
Slaggadelic
>Feel as if it's too late to even get a trade at this point.
lol. never too late
China's birth-rates in the bin due to their incessant lockdowns, reckon they'll go full transhumanist?
yeah
i'm one of them girls with a cock though haha x
You're as autistic as the greek then.
You ever just sit down and assess the various factors in your life that led up to what fetishes you have
Pretty sure I'm attracted to MILFs because I have a poor relationship with my mother and seek to reclaim some maternal warmth that I've lost over the years
Rorke not watching Love Island but still voting the "four eeners" off due to being a spiteful little slug
they can probably afford to lose a few hundred million
that makes no sense... why are men so unfunny?
same haha x
Booyakasha
any man remembering suede in
any man remembering pulp in
Hayley was played by a real woman, something that would be considered transphobic today by leftypol
I was a NEET for 4 years, study something in whatever toil seems least terrible for you and eventually you'll get interviews where you do your best not to be a complete spastic
Since you're an aussie surely one of those rock digging jobs is possible?
25 years old and I've already retired, it's fucking over if you aren't set for life at 25 years old.
'no'
any humming and hawwing man in
Understandable, they're pretty small.
I'm the only other one that I know of
Dirty London bastards
hope it haunts you at night you little spastic haha
Bread on tits, you know the rules
yeah because she was played by a cis woman so any casual viewer wouldn't even know the character was trans unless it was specifically mentioned, which it rarely was
wanna exchange discord and do girl talk x3
cesspit
I'm a woman, honey.
seething
Racists trying to keep the black man down, simple as
*raises hello kitty paw*
i'm glad pakis and afghans don't move here. crikey
Might take up a martial art. Tae Kwon Do or something Japanese
god i hate beckton
Time to break out the polio vaccines
remember the first time i ever did gear was with my mates older sister, she came in with a bag of sniff and put 4 little stripes on a fleetwood mac vinyl and we schnozzed 2 lines each
made me very horny
peeling sunburnt skin off my back and eating it x
doing really eggy farts
That would be a very romantic and defiant moment, the true definition of eros
I think now I understand your problem. And it is not autism, a medical condition.
>Real woman
Oi Roy Cropper is a national treasure, don’t mock his wife
mental how racist and sexist most trannards are
>Rorke getting paralysed because he refuses to get a polio vaccine
tfw don't have enough sick leave for one bout of covid. i can't afford to get covid multiple times
Huh?
x3 so cuuuute
got tied up by some girls when I was like 11, they giggled and drew hearts on me with a marker. now i'm into gentle femdom. many such cases.
Why havent you killed yourself yet?
poolio
Kindly reminding the Australians that they have their own general:
Trannyism is inherently sexist.
Kindly reminding you i dont care x
Not yet, but soon there will be no escape.
Consider that we are speed penpaling with complete strangers.
as a girl I prefer rorke over leftypol, I simply prefer a man that isn't afraid to speak his mind and enjoys meat to fake meat
got laughed out of that general after I insisted that the Indonesian government improve safety standards for tourist wellbeing.
here i am
thinking about scran
wish i still lived in the city where i could just go downstairs and get a kebab or something
B8RIES
2G4
no thank you, did that before and it was actually a guy
stunning
powerful
feeling culturally enriched
aussies adopting British culture is fucking weird, same as yanks, maybe go make your own????
you ever think about things that have names that are cultural references that have fallen out of the cultral sphere but the name still remains?
like Daisy Dukes? you think any slag wearing Daisy Dukes knows who Daisy Duke is?
Never EVER getting a gf (and that's a bad thing)
NEED to go back to the early 80's
cared enough to reply
maybe stop being a bender?
I can say something in vocaroo for you to prove it x3
we had /ausnz/, the balkanoids took over it.
just chat up black women they'll shag anything
yeah because they did that dukes of hazzard remake not that long ago
my nigga you created us
adopting kazakh culture
aussie expat spotted, FUCK OFF WE ARE FULL, ONLY AFRICAN IMMGRANTS WELCOME
no it was full of puftas, and proved how you are all massive softies
rorke...
that was 17 years ago lad.
even if you’re on say £30k
£300 pm pcp on a car is still a ridiculous amount to be paying on that salary
though 300 is probably average, people on lower salaries spend way more on their car
covid and ukraine being horrifically and deliberately mismanaged to further accelerate the growth of mulltinational interests
POLES OUT
YANKS OUT
AUSSIES OUT
UGANDANS IN
all me, I dont get paid I MUST DEFEND BOJO AND NEOLIBERALISM its in my blood as a true conservtiveberg
mates gf going on and on about how the UK only exists cos it stole a bunch of historic artifacts from other countries just pretend to agree cos it seems the easiest option
timeberg has me on the ropes
>black women
Not leaving the county just for sex.
Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, Coffee Meets Bagel. Got all four. What are the others?
kys
wonder if she got stabbed yet
Rorke's big day out
Grindr
>just pretend to agree cos it seems the easiest option
kek this is me whenever some runt or woman starts banging on about political or social justice shite irl
kys
grindr for you my led
friendship, hugs, kindness, humanity.
*throat sings in your direction*
turkish flag?
If you argue with her, she'll want to shag you.
t. knower
>Coffee meets bagel
The fuck is that. Some app for covert gay sex?
I never cum harder than when I do while fapping to BMWF, the skin contrast just turns me on like I'm witnessing the consensual domination of my species by a distant species
thought for sure i was going to die last night and wasn't as scared as i thought i'd be
mad how the msm is showing solidarity with these striking goons
>msm
Men shagging men?
get a clue dumbcunt xoxo
lads kingscross is just a minute away do I take pics of the stike or does none care, also can I get a /brit/ gf
This but White Male Desi Female
I can close my eyes and just in-vision how an encounter like this usually goes down. I can see the daughter of Europe holding the Son of Africa's hand with a smile on her face as she leads him to the most scenic place of her homeland. Atop of the mountain, that looks towers over the landscape, where both partners can look down upon humanity and display how god intended humanity to be. Once they get to the top, she shuts the door behind them and starts kissing
him while taking off their clothes.
His shirt is off and you can witness the contrast of his glistening, jet black skin as it begins to press up against her porcelain, aryan body. Its as if Africa its self had manifested inside the room and engulfed Europe into its very own being. From this view, the difference was that glaring, his muscular black stature was the pinnacle of male masculinity, while her Germanic traits represented the pinnacle of soft femininity. Nothing seemed more natural and true than black was meant to dominate white.
Once the son of Africa and the daughter of Europe had fully undressed, he positioned his erected member to her. She was stunned by how massive and engorged Africa's son was, she wondered how
her body would be able to withstand him, and of course, he was bareback, but neither cared of the consequences. This was unbridled lust, a condom would be an insult to what both were about to experience. The daughter of Europe leaned her head back with her eyes close as the son of Africa finally infiltrated her womanhood. In this moment she had transcended and became one with him. The stimuli from his well endowed mast was too much for her senses to handle, she begin to experience convulsions of euphoria that ran up and down her spine
from each stroke by the son of Africa. "No white man has ever made her feel this way", she moaned at him.
a wank had, a poo done, a clue gained
I'm so relieved we don't live in a simulation scenario
>Data from India on polio control over 10 years, available from the National Polio Surveillance Project, has now been compiled and made available online for it to be scrutinised by epidemiologists and statisticians (29).
>This shows that the non-polio AFP (i.e. Acute Flacid Paralysis) rate increases in proportion to the number of polio vaccine doses received in each area. Nationally, the non-polio AFP rate is now 12 times higher than expected.
>The charade about polio eradication and the great savings it will bring has persisted to date. It is a paradox, that while the director general of WHO, Margret Chan, and Bill Gates are trying to muster support for polio eradication (22) it has been known to the scientific community, for over 10 years, that eradication of polio is impossible
ijme.in
Post a picture of yourself lad. Nobody cares and would be interesting to see a face of /brit/
good rammstein song that
Suffering from multiple mental health problems
not particularly interested in shagging her
Scream, "THERE'S A BOMB, BOMB!" and record it
>thousands turn out for tranny garbage protests
>0 people turn out for an actual worker's strike
its almost as if peoples attention and greivances have been subversively shifted towards meaningless superfluous crap
spent $2500 on a car
x
They're only allowed 6 people per picket, that's why the picket is thin.
drive a shit land rover me, paid 4 grand for it and its a big pile of shit but i like it cos i can kick its head in and it never breaks on me
Quite worrying how vulnerable this country is. Was at the hospital the other day. No security. Could easily strap a bomb under your clothing and detonate inside
could be handsome if you put in the effort xx
Anyone remember when David Amess got murdered by a Somalian immigrant last year?
Mental how that's just been completely and totally memory holed.
Shouldn't be a concern because you have good immigration laws to separate the wheat from the chaff.
almost like the march on wall street marked some kind of new era for working class rights..
very irish looking
Hmmmm, striving for eradication, which then leads to an increase of injury because of experimental vaccines or experimental drugs... Hmmmm...
>In the same way that the news media has given Gates an outsize voice in the pandemic, the foundation has long used its charitable giving to shape the public discourse on everything from global health to education to agriculture—a level of influence that has landed Bill Gates on Forbes’s list of the most powerful people in the world. The Gates Foundation can point to important charitable accomplishments over the past two decades—like helping drive down polio and putting new funds into fighting malaria—but even these efforts have drawn expert detractors who say that Gates may actually be introducing harm, or distracting us from more important, lifesaving public health projects.
Piss off whore
>memory holed.
In what sense? Nobody is denying it happened or silencing people from talking about it.
*sits close to you and puts my hand on your lap* UwU
he looks grim
umm part and parcel rorke, like a natural event and all that