> Go on vacation to antalya with mom > arrive at the hotel > ask why we only have one bed and duvet despite requesting otherwise > "It's very romantic for you and your partner" > andIthinktomyselfwhatthefuck.wav > Explain that she's my mother. Explain that it should be obvious by the ages I wrote down. They apologise but say all the other rooms are booked > whatever, I don't care enough and the staff is nice and professional > Check out the spa > Enterprising young masseusse immediately catches us and offers a turkish bath for free followed by a mfking 70 euro massage > I accept anyway, because I don't vacation abroad often > "You won't regret it sir, look at the room, it's a very romantic couples experience" > Massage room has candles and smooth jazz playing and two massage beds next to each other
>teaching english in turkey for a year because why not >can only speak very basic turkish but girlfriend (not turk) is almost fluent >take a trip to south east turkey >girlfriend does all the talking >most men are so scared of women they don't look at or acknowledge her at all >girlfriend says something to someone in fluent turkish >completely blanked >only way to have a conversation with anyone is for her to say something and have me repeat it to them, word for word, in front of them even though they already heard the whole sentence
Bunch of weirdos down there, not the rest of Turkey though
Jack Clark
just give in and fuck ur mum obviously
Juan Lewis
YOU VILL HAVE SEX VITH YOUR MOTHER
AND YOU VILL ENJOY IT.
Parker Carter
Did you bang your mom or not though?
Adrian Hill
Was that a Moroccan or a Turk that said he fingered his grandmother
Logan Stewart
Are you the guy that got testicular torsion and got them fixed moments before they were unsalvageable?
Thomas Sanchez
this is like those porn plots where unsuspecting mothers and sons are encouraged and coaxed into having sex with each other.
Hunter Wilson
Least incestious arab country
Jaxon Perry
Moroccan. anyone have that screenshot?
Jaxson Moore
That guy was berkay(bergay). He got doxxed by anons and forced to forfeit turkish imageboards.
Evan Bennett
Strong flavors, intense colors and empowering fragrances desensitizes people and puts them at risk for a "behavior sink" unless able to cope with the booooring withdrawal. Playing these pranks on out-groups probably has them laughing their asses off for a week.
