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Feel like I might have seriously damaged my stomach at some point because I have very frequent, very large poos and they're often somewhat diarrhoea like or constipated lumps. Never a good standard poo

Stormzy has said he is "extremely blessed and grateful" to have received an honorary degree from the University of Exeter.

The degree recognised the grime star's "outstanding achievement in the field of higher education, philanthropy and widening participation".

During his graduation speech, Stormzy said: "I feel extremely blessed and grateful to be up here receiving this honorary degree".

He added: "I bear the fruit and I share fruit and, without sounding too fantastical, that's just what we're meant to do in whatever way we can...

"We should always share and support, uplift and help in whatever capacity we are able to," he said.

The rapper also gave a "shout-out" to his mum who was sitting in the crowd, saying it was "always her biggest dream for me to go to university and graduate and then become somebody".

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hootin'
hollerin'
lovely stuff

mick Lynch is based

>cheapest 1 bedroom flat within 10 miles is £750 a month

>can’t afford to live yet learn the directors of the small company I work for take millions out yearly whilst I’m on £24k

Literally am a cuck at this point

And then you woke up and your mother came into the room to start hoovering

a nail?

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alri

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That’s fucking grim. Why are you wasting your life

Cornwall - Tourists = Better than anywhere else in the UK

*slaps a flip-flop down on it as hard as I can*

I wanted to shit on console players at first but by modern standards two good games in 9 years is a pretty good pace

gives me the fear knowing some of you lot use Any Forums

small companies are for cuckolds
you slave away going the extra mile doing things that proper companies would never ask of their wagies

Why are you not housesharing

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nice digits

>housesharing

grim. unspeakably grim. imagine being a grown man and living with a load of strangers.

kin ell

Do Americans count as tourists or no because we’re anglos same as you?

Anyone who isn't ethnically Cornish in Cornwall is a tourist and their second homes should be burnt

What about Picts

love it when i stay at my dad's holiday home in cornwall and walking around the village like i own the place even though i'm obviously an outsider haha

the cornish runts hate me but there's nothing they can do about it

why does this thing keep posting this image

Why is abortion even a point of discussion? Literally don't have sex if you really don't want a child? Not hard is it

Fixed salary is absolute bollocks imo. They should give workers more money if the company is doing well

what if my ancestors came from Cornwall but none of my family has lived there for over a century

Died out in the early middle ages

can get places for £600 where i live
thing is, after council tax and bills it’s probably not worth it

maybe it's not hard for you, virgin

That’s the noise I make slapping up against your mothers pussy with my pelvis

i didnt get bullied........ just surprised and shocked
also once got abused by a bus driver
so the bus in front of you was 79
i said 'you're 79D arent you?' that means you go to dale street instead of the city centre?
i want that route
what the fuck

the most bizzare thing to happen to me in england
and a hot guy flashed his penis at me down the street. that was endearing. also hot

it's a poorly programmed AI

can someone give me a source for this?

files.catbox.moe/8kti5r.webm

In Britain maybe
Not America

Women are too ignorant for that. They want to get fucked without any consequences for themselves

bet the bus driver had an erdos of number of greater than 3

Will be driving down to my second home there in the Range Rover Velar with the missus in August
Don't care

You having a stroke or something fuckface

don't joke about that lad

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I can ride my own dick better than any whore

Testing the old eyesight again Dominic?

Need an oriental boiwife

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NEED a northern californian GF

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Mrs is done with the dishes

Think a few games of Rocket League are on the cards lads

ok virge
corrrrrr whew

>but landlords provide housing
Did they build the house? The house would exist without a landlord, it would just be actually affordable

>but I risk my own capital in this investment
You paid a deposit for a buy to let mortgage. The tenant pays the mortgage. Even if there were a risk, you chose to be a landlord, no one forced you into this.

>but I provide a service and have to pay for repairs
The tenant pays for their own repairs with their rent, whenever you do decide to bother with a repair. Do you pay for your repairs out of your side hustle at mcdoanlds? No.

>I have to raise rent because of inflation!
you're in a fixed rate mortgage and if you're not you're a retard. Not my problem.

>this is my full time job!
Its not a job. You literally do nothing. You sit there and collect rent. Thats all you do.

Binmen are such obnoxious entitled twats. Chip on the shoulder the lot of em

If he's on £24k he should be housesharing, or living with his parents I guess

If he wants the luxury of living on his own then guess what, work harder and earn more

this spain mong and his boyfriend with his rocket league tripe are fucking grim

>Velar
lmao larper couldn't afford the Sport let alone the full size one
Bet it's got all those wanky R Dynamic bits on it too right?

true but so grim
you ok lad? relax lol

>why can't i just live in the property you own and are responsible for for free!!!! it's NOT, FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Velar is better than the sport

Just sounds like whinging. If they own the houses they’re entitled to do what they like with it

Has 190 still not shown his face since THAT incident

a lower erdos number is better - so it would be no surprise that the bus driver had an erdos number > 3

here they’re unnecessarily rough
break the trash lid all the time
it’s not a hard job and no reason to chuck the can

listening to daft punk in order to reset my mind to default settings

exactly, and he thinks he can tell someone with a smaller erdos number what to do

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The world's biggest ship docked in the UK yesterday, carrying 24,000 containers of consumer goods

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