I just sharted for real

>I just sharted for real

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

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Your green card is in the mail.

is there anything more degrading than waking up and finding out you shat in your bed

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Dog bless you, OP

It was pure liquid, I am never eating chinese food again.

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How do you just shart yourselves?
Seriously.
Do you build into that situation or just straight up shart yourself?

Shouldn't you be eating Mexican food instead?

that's a m*xican thing to do, though. don't ever go into a public toilet if you see a h*spanic "person" exiting it.

I legitimately sharted in the mart once

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Variety is nice

I thought it was a fart and now I have shit down to my knees.

Don't make me post the walmart compilation, fat

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When you are shoppin in the 'mart and you are on the go you don't have time to stop and check every fart.

Exercise your third Amendment to so, but only if you got a green card
Otherwise, stop it

They eat garbage.

I don't think that's a shart, you just straight shit your pants. A shart should just barely color in the seam of your pants, more than that is a full on pants shitting

>How do you just shart yourselves?
>Seriously.
>Do you build into that situation or just straight up shart yourself?

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clean it up janny

It came out as a fart, It made the same noise but felt wet

That's a quintessential shart

>juice

Sleeper shit

>ukrainian flag

someone shit himself where i work it’s entirely possible. like the log of shit traveled down his pant leg and onto the floor