I suffer in las vegas

Why do people pretend that suburbs suck

i'm sorry but you literally cannot suffer if your city has an underground homeless city

Just stay inside and play vidya

It has an air force base

>underground homeless city
Elaborate

How about having sex?

That's what I'm already doing, but now I'm 35 and never had a gf or sex. And before you say "isn't prostitution here", no that's a common misconception, in Nevada prostitution is only legal in counties under a certain population limit and those brothels have a complete legal monopoly on it so they charge through the nose. I'm desperate but not $1200 bucks desperate. Sure there's "asian massage parlors" but I'm terrified of being there the one day the cops raid it and my spotless public record has that on it.

vegas has a lot of underground storm tunnels that the homeless have formed settlements in

So how true is this?

>When she was seven years old she saw a man get shot
>but no one came for a long time,
>because it happened in a remote parking lot in Las Vegas
>she was waiting for her mom to come back from working the blackjack table at the Circus-Circus casino
>and that night her mom said that the two of them, and the now dead guy
>were the only three people who ever really lived in Las Vegas
>everybody else just arrived
>ate their complimentary shrimp cocktail
>and left

do you fellow vegas anons want to meet up? i could use some friends

I'm just thanking fuck that this summer isn't shaping up to be another heat record setter

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ngl I've lived here for 25 years now, I've never heard about this shit until you mentioned it. No one talks about it here.

Yeah today was like 95 which I mean sucks but I can live with it.

I could too but I'm also really busy with a summer class until the end of July.

Yes but 0% state tax on income

I mean florida also has that, but that state is going to be underwater in a decade anyway so I wouldn't want to live there.

wtf? pic? and storms get to you guys?

aww ok. maybe next time there's a thread about this shithole i can meet some vegas int anons

stuff to do and lotta jobs.

We have a monsoon season once a year and it doesn't rain here much, but when it does it floods.

Kind of sucks doesn't? Relaly think prostitution would alleviate inceldom. Then there are guys like me that just don't think women are worth it and would rather fuck somebody and leave then have to live with them.

go cubbing or something. Don't yall have a ton of music festivals and restaurants

>go clubbing or something.
That I definitely don't do, especially since I don't drink.
>Don't yall have a ton of music festivals
I'm not a big music person. Honestly I haven't really interacted with people much since graduating college, and that was like 11 years ago. Even when I had a job I clocked in, did my work, and clocked out without talking to anyone.

this sounds more like a you problem. There is plenty to do in vegas.

>find a new quiet back road for shortcuts
>immediately gets ground up by construction crews
Can this city just slow the fuck down please