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Reckon if I had a 100% remote job I'd live in Rome
Peng city

Amazing post!

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>bai fing pong shau ting shue bing bong bang ding aling
how it would have sounded

very eloquent guy actually
impressed with the knowledge
youtube.com/watch?v=9CtXBtTxX2I

mate I've just been on there searching "muscle fit t-shirt" and "crew neck jumper" and all of the 'ASOS design' ones are plain, no logos

don't know what else to tell you

mandarin is such an ugly language

tell me I'm not a failure and that I'm beautiful

havent bought clothes in ages cos i dont have a job or whatever

reckon this is us getting their version of Steve Irwin

for its £4 primark t shirts that say BROOKLYN, SANTA MONICA or MIAMI BEACH on them

gender dysphoria is a mental illness. it's absolutely insane that we're now at a point in society where you're transphobic for not being sexually attracted to men pretending to be women.

mashable.com/article/no-trans-people-preference-transphobic

and you're not allowed to challenge this. grim grim grim grim grim.

hope they take a regnal name just to fuck with people
something wacky too. give us king stephen ii

poo sliding out of my bumhole
welcome to the world my little friend

This is unironically could go demon trannies who want kids to go on hormone therapy and puberty blockers as young children. Now they can point to things like this and say “it’s now or never, if you wait until you’re older it’s literally over”. Plus this will cement trannies in society by creating tranny sporting categories.

>buying clothes from asos
oh no no no

nah king Adolf the first

Miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe

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for me it's Rihanna for TOPMAN t-shirts

mate you can't be saying these things out loud

Do normies not read what's on their clothing?

they took this from us

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Méiyǒu Gòngchǎndǎng jiù méiyǒu xīn Zhōngguó.
Méiyǒu Gòngchǎndǎng jiù méiyǒu xīn Zhōngguó.
Gòngchǎndǎng xīnláo wèi mínzú.
Gòngchǎndǎng tā yīxīn jiù Zhōngguó.
Tā zhǐgěi le rénmín jiěfàng de dàolù.
Tā lǐngdǎo Zhōngguó zǒuxiàng guāngmíng.
Tā jiānchí le kàngzhàn bā nián duō.
Tā gǎishàn le rénmín shēnghuó.
Tā jiànshè le díhòu gēnjùdì.
Tā shíxiàn le mínzhǔ hǎochù duō.
Méiyǒu Gòngchǎndǎng jiù méiyǒu xīn Zhōngguó.
Méiyǒu Gòngchǎndǎng jiù méiyǒu xīn Zhōngguó.

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business idea: gender neutral clothing

mad what a sorry little country the UK is now
pathetic really
and to think what we once were

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ok i'll be transphobic, do they really think i'd suck off a bloke in a dress for fear of being transphobic lmao

stop staring at my tits

t. sat in his Superdry NEO-TOKYO漢字 polo-neck his mum bought for him, his soiled NEXT jeans covering up his Family Guy boxers, with his faux-leather red Tyler Durden jacket hung up on the peg by the door

MEN CANNOT BE WOMEN.

its not exactly accurate but i did

did i try to fuck her bfs brother? yeah you can try but i still pay dividents
is it kinda worth it? maybe

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Argentinians speak too fast
The British government needs to intervene

imagine the strikes

As angry as it makes me most of those lines would have been closed at some point anyway due to poor usage. Car ownership was obviously not high in the 50s and 60s so people relied on the trains more.

dogged a pig bitch (your mum) in the park

When the pussy smell pissy before I eat it - I tend to get excited because most of the time them be the squirters

> flat is unbearably grim for like 6 weeks
> takeaway bags lying around everywhere
> 5 full bin bags lying by the door
> dried food all over the kitchen counter
> old clothes all over bedroom floor
> each day it gets worse it makes me even less bothered to do it
> decide to box off tonight and do it all
> sparkling counters, all rubbish collected and hoovering done in 30 mins

Fucksake lads if I knew it only took that long I never would’ve lived like a disgusting freak for over a month

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i buy my clothes from mr porter mate

we will rebuilt

NEED a bath-bristol HSR with speeds over 300mp/h
take you like a couple minutes, mad

BRAP BRAP BRAP

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VGH

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Saw one of these lads on Saturday, not flying sadly.

COMING STRAIGHT OUT OF CROYDON
A CRAZY NUTTER LIKE GAVIN

> mihai posts his passport twice in one day

Just chuck stuff and clean stuff as you go m8 not hard

not feeling great de lads
feeling under the weather

Want to ride freight trains across North America and play sad songs on my geetar and mouth harp

Sort your life out mate

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chinos as well lad?

dadberg used to live near RAF Waddington
he always goes on about the incredible noise they made
ive never seen one fly sadly

Holy fuck lads turns out you only need 30 minutes to clean up a bedsit amazing stuff this high quality thread

Fuck all you retarded frogposters keep i promis you will be eating shit the rest of your sniveling frogposting lives

get under t'shelter then ya daftie

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hes been posting it all day
leave him be x

rarely shower these days
who am i trying to impress yakno

ok let me know m8

what is his endgame

alri jordan peterson

the future is now

need bristol to london high speed rail so i can buy a cheap house in bristol and commute to london

'itler

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watching megastructure vids on youtube again

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obfuscate his crimes

'dolf

link?

favourite megastructure?

mad how this was established scientific fact for 140 years and then suddenly it wasn't

>cheap house in bristol
oh my sweet summer child... x

impressive... but check this out

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BIG fan of megastructure vids

Hunter

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be the change you want to see

literally a human male

more or less right about most things
bloodeh poofteh

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its cheap on my big bucks london salary mate x

people used to think the earth was flat in the 50s and 60s before we went up there and found it wasn't

got some of those erection pills from the pharmacy, been taking them a few days now

they're alright, I dunno, nothing special yet. I got the 5mg pills but they go up to 20mg. I started off taking 2.5mg daily then upped it to 5mg daily. Reckon from tomorrow I'm gonna do 10mg. Might actually just go straight to 20mg tomorrow. Haven't had any side effects.

Difficult to explain how it feels on them. I'm not walking around with a permanent stiff willy but when it's flaccid it feels different like really warm and soft like its ready to become hard at a moment's notice. Nice to fondle. They don't make you any hornier but they make it easier to wank more. The other day I wanked 4 times, this despite me usually only wanking 1-2 times per week.

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goblin freak

youtube.com/watch?v=T5U9Lkrdrzk

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based londonchad

need women arrested

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My bedroom right now
Please share your cleaning secrets

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did he actually die?

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By The Way and Stadium Arcadium are great

>sent my husband to buy
With his money I bet
Can't stand women

how is the shagging? or are you just taking them to wank

i'd fuck a goblin

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whats her ethnicity you reckon
youtube.com/watch?v=x_2qjGAD0kU

disgusting

muttoid

shes american

>in the 50s and 60s
pretty sure we were aware the earth wasn't flat in like the 16th century mate

no, he had a sore ass from his fall

There's just something about his face that looks distinctly male and I can't really get past it.

Just goes to show that even the trannies that pass the best still can't look 100% like women.

>Andrea Celeste
>Celeste

that's a Spanish/Portuguese name

amerimutt

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>ass
FOY

shagged her round the back of spoons yesterday

right ok

I don't shag no, I'm a virgin. To be honest I'm not overly impressed so far. Like I've not had any erections that I would consider to be especially impressive or harder than normal. That's why I'm upping the dose.

If he's complaining about having a princess wand why does he just get rid of it

>buying erection pills to wank
grim

FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF