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PornHub edition

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poo arse

anime

only just learnt how to tie my shoes

Reckon the city planners of the 1950s through to the 1990s did more damage to British cities than the Luftwaffe could have ever hoped of achieving.

Love shagging black lasses

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*ties them together when you aren’t looking*

quite like banjos
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You know it's genuinely hard being trans at times when all you see is the gradual implementation of a gender apartheid between cis and trans women and constant transphobia in the media

The world is a scary place

Jakobius li Deshawntain is my black name

This is my wife
Look at her picture

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absolutely
can’t fathom what was going through their heads
mind you, always been like that here, they decided timber framed buildings were ugly in the 1700s and pulled most of them down

Was just saying this to a 5 year old girl in the womans bathroom

>You know it's genuinely hard being trans at times when all you see is the gradual implementation of a gender apartheid between cis and trans women and constant transphobia in the media
>The world is a scary place

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have male toilets and female toilets. if you're a woman (male) deal with it

new beavis and buttthead on thursday

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*tentatively put a toe over the line delimitating outer Any Forums from /brit/*
alri?

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At a time when the old thread is still going on I do believe these news are wrong. And that's why I say both sides should, after today's deletion, get round the negotiating table, put aside the rhetoric, and sort the problem out. Because /brit/ and the Anons have been let down by both sides. The Janny has acted in a reckless and provocative manner.

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NEED a pacific northwestern GF

Post the webm. You know the one.

>through to the 1990s
It's still ongoing
Newbuilds are all car dominated hellscapes

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poo and pee
poo poo and pee

Imagine smelling Emma Watson’s stinky girl farts.

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whats the approach for black gals?

Miss this Nigga like you wouldn't believe
Need him back in charge of Labour

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holy booba

keir starmer is literally just ed miliband 2: even milibandier
he's even a practicing jew just like ol' red ed

>Be white
>Live in a large city
I don't even try and my tinder is full of black lasses with a taste for white meat

ahh yes the pint gf

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*pokemon goes to the poll*

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seems I gotta increase my muscle mass for success

Red Ed Redemption

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>need poo
>sit on the toilet
>don't need a poo
??????????

two of those estates have gone up near me in the last few years

Wish Russia kept this kino flag

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poo fart willy

>need poo
>sit on the toilet
>do a poodemic
!!!!!!!!!!

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no you shouldnt give mihai such work

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are squirtle voted for boris

i can't wait to put it in my mouth

This one's better

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what's the deal with turkish barbers?

*plays dixieland on the banjo*

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Hate these. They're hideous, expensive and they dont even have the dignity to be space effecient like commie blocks. Literally the worst of both worlds.

might do sex

*looks warily at you and goes tight lipped but takes no action (yet)*

i saw are ed riding his bike in london at the weekend
i said to him "i wish we had chaos with ed miliband right now!"
he chuckled and cycled off
lovely fella, not a fan of his politics though

corrphoarspaff

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Who would win in a fight?

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me mumbling to myself at the aldi till with 4 packs of egg custard tarts on the till belt

would be PLEASED if she's starred in pornography

got you all dancing along to my little tune

I don't dance so no, no you haven't. Keep to yourself from now on.

yes sir i can boogie
boogie boogie all night long
i can boogie, boogie boogie
all night long

*attempts to cartwheel into the thread but lands flat on my face*

>I don't dance
*every girl's pussy dries up within a 50km radius*

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we should have listened

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*tunes you out*
don't think so runticord

*helps you up but makes a noise of doing so and checks conspicuously to make sure everyone is noticing what a good guy I am*

Wonder if Longseason sorted himself out yet

I AM A PHANTOM OVER THE BATTLEFIELD

apparently i am "fit"

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funny how ed miliband looks a lot like a paki
when i was at sixth form during the 2015 election a few of the pakistani lads said they'd vote for him literally because of that

One time I did the carmeladancen dance at a club and genuinley got kicked out for intimidating the women

IT'S PIZZA TIME

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state of it
they haven’t moved for months

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Been thinking about large Japanese tits and knockers as of late

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people in donbas dont even want to be ukrainian
why dont the ukrainians just give it to the russians and be done with it
sick of it now

ahhh jump scare warning please!!

Cos they're destroying the Ukrainian forces at the front and chewing up their equipment.

alri 77th

AHA YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE
*presses the "eject" button under the table where im sitting which projects me head first into the ceiling, instantly breaking my neck, before my limp lifeless body falls back to the floor*

just found this tune
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him eating the bacon sarnie suddenly makes more sense

Whats your end goal?

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