If I ever go traveling again internationally I think I'll just lie to people and say I'm from the island nation of Malta. I'm sure they won't suspect anything.
If I ever go traveling again internationally I think I'll just lie to people and say I'm from the island nation of...
Adam Thomas
Brody Brooks
Entire world hates americans so it is good idea to lie where you are from honestly. Fuck being honest when being asked where your from. Just lie man, just lie like how Lucifer would do to help those in need.
Jose Lopez
Either this, Netherlands or Norway, actually Malta might not be a good one I am far too pale and blonde to come off as a native from there.
Benjamin Mitchell
just tell youre canadian
Wyatt Hall
They somehow will know fespite Canadian and american accents having no stupid distinctive sounds but they can just ask for your fucking id and tell by passport. This guy is asking for advice abd you throw out the canadian shit. What the fuck are you?
A mud slinging retarded piece of shit indian that doesn't have his own designated shitting corner? Fuck off!
Anthony Powell
You can tell when someone's an American.
Carson Gutierrez
do I even need to reply?
Connor Gomez
at this point
Adam James
We can hear your obnoxious American accent a mile away don't even try pretending you're Canadian. We can tell
Bentley Rivera
>Entire world hates americans
Kek. I don't believe you, there's no way.
Otherwise parents wouldn't send their kids to boot camps with American English teachers all the time.
Christopher Morgan
The only place you shouldn’t tell people you’re American is Western Europe because they’ll just try to drone on and on about politics as if you care or could do anything. Everyone else is totally normal and doesn’t care where you’re from really.
Sebastian Butler
just say youre a leaf
Owen Parker
I'm not sure how you will be able to hide your
you know, the width of your body
Michael Cruz
I bet you're fatter than me, Muhammad
Chase Stewart
Maybe, but I don't have to fear about what other people think of me or lie when I travel abroad because I don't go around with the general public in places, mostly with private transportation from Saudi.
And the hate goes out of the window when the hotel fees with decent tip is paid to them
Jonathan Green
>Entire world hates americans
You've spent too much time online.
Parker Murphy
>they can just ask for your fucking id
Julian Edwards
come here, fatman, we will laugh at you but befriend you too, that's the Spanish way
Landon Miller
Random, whimsical question but how would I get a Saudi gf?
Kayden Scott
If I'm Chicano, should I say I'm Mexican, American, or try to explain that we're our own thing?
Isaiah Thompson
Mexican
Jayden Gonzalez
>tell people i'm from north dakota
>i'm actually from south dakota
Luis Wood
People can tell straight away from your accent. Just say you’re canadian