German niggas be like

German niggas be like
>NOOOOOOO I DONT WANT TO BE A GIANT BEETLE

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Kafka was a Germanophone Czech Jew to be more precise

this was an artwork inspiring the grim future of Germany (Turkish)

>and losing the chance to fuck all that insect pussy
Wtf germans

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>umm akshually

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some of us were born that way

Realistically, what would you do in his situation?

try to hide lest i get killed

I've played this game

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It was so sad at the end when his sister gives up on him :((((

Kill myself in a hidden place

i never understood why beetles do that stuff, why did they evolve to get stuck that way so often

Did you understand the story?

*were
now they're like
>YES DU VILL EAT ZE GIANT BEETLE

>Kafka
>German
lol, lmao even

Rub my BRC( big roach cock) on a daily basis, multiple time.

In this world, you will either be the bugs or eat the bugs

He's a lazy piece of shit and his family disowns him for it?

Its called an AEDAGVS my periplaneta fren.
Btw the scientific name of cockroaches is Periplaneta Americana.

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Then how come the post popular car is a beetle?

Respond

Here's a letter sent to Kafka by a reader from Berlin in 1917

>Dear Sir
You made me very unhappy.
I bought your Metamorphosis und gifted it to my cousin. She doesn't know how to explain the story.
My cousin gave it to her mother who doesn't have an explanation either.
The mother gave the book to another cousin and she also doesn't know how to explain it.
Now they wrote to me. I'm supposed to explain the story. Since I'm the doctor of the family. But I have no idea.
Sir! I fought the Russians in the trenches in close combat for months without batting an eye. But if my reputation with my cousins would be destroyed, I couldn't bear it.
Only you can help me. You have to since you're the one responsible for this mess. So please tell me how my cousin is supposed to explain the Metamorphosis to herself.

Respectfully Dr. Siegfried Wolff

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lmao, this is funny