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Ayden Watson
i reckon they should try a little harder to look like women if they want me to accept them
Ian Russell
>be me, concrete drinker
>
>one day, i was out at the local pub, enjoying a nice cold one.
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>as i took a sip, i noticed something strange about the concrete.
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>it tasted a bit off, so i decided to take a closer look.
>i discovered that the concrete had been mixed with piss!
>i was so disgusted that i threw up all over the place.
>the moral of the story is, always check your concrete before you drink it!
Christopher Robinson
Nolan Lewis
Andrew Hill
Juan Moore
Andrew Bailey
Lincoln Harris
lose 2 stone and would
Dylan Campbell
The way I see it is that enough trannies are halfway passable and all they're out to do is shag men, while feminists are all hideous creatures who all hate men and only hate trannies as an extension of hating men
Trannies can be hypothetically integrated into society as aesthetic sex people. Feminists are just bad. Talking about their vaginas like a religion.
>spits
Ryder Carter
Are people desperate for intimacy these days that they'd shag any rancid trollop because their options are limited?
Ryder Long
Xavier Brown
Juan Lee
any brit flick reccs lads? In the mood for something British or Irish
Something like Layer Cake or something maybe
Thomas Moore
A well adjusted straight man will find more trannies attractive than they will feminists
If you can't comprehend this fact
Parker Brown
Christopher Green
no the fuck i won't
Carson Perez
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utterly rancid
would piss in her mouth though aha x
Jacob Perry
>no the fuck i won't
Thomas Perez
Ayden Russell
what
John Thompson
Been t' ' ospital and 'ad me blood test
Andrew Jenkins
the current zeitgeist in /brit/
Josiah Scott
yeah Croupier if you like it on the slow side
Nathan James
Dish shounds very gay.
Jackson Green
just got soyjaked lads
Lincoln Hill
is that thom yorke on the right
Robert Roberts
i find trannards penger than women because the amount of effort and sheer statistical improbability that they are peng means that you're fucking something more worthy in a way.
a woman can look good by basically just not getting too fat.
a trannard has to luck out genetically that they aren't overly masculine looking in face and body; then they have to learn how to do female fashion, mannerisms, make up; they also usually mess up their endocrinology - all for the sake of you have an exotic sexual experience
Elijah Rodriguez
>When a problem arises when dealing with a customer, when and to who should the problem be escalated.
how do I answer this? just get the manager over? I'm missing something...
Nolan Thomas
the only thing grimmer than saturdaytoil is sundaytoil
if you're sundaytoiling you've officially hit rock bottom, it can't get worse from there
Jordan Scott
>06/17/22(Fri)09:22:52
Ethan Gray
Ryan Morgan
sunday penalty rates be hittin doe no cap
Juan Ward
Can't be asked with you lot today
Blake Jones
keep getting spam messages from trannard witnesses
Parker Jones
Jose Wilson
Very confused about this new yrsinia pestis news
I thought the plague of justinian was also yrsinia pestis but that came much earlier than when they've worked out yrsinia pestis appeared in kyrgyzstan
Adam Ross
you just go and say hi, hello, excuse me or whatever
after that, youre on your own
so is every 'chad' and 'gigachad'
there is no magic sentence that everyone can use in every occasion or place
you figure it out on your own because it is different each and every time for everyone
that first sentence is the one that decides everything
when i was 15 to 16, people around me were starting to get bullied really harsh if they were virgin and never had a gf
so i had to do something fast to avoid getting bullied because bullying back then was inhumane and there was literally nobody to turn to
the sentences i conjured up to get a first gf was hi, im user, i saw you and started staring like an idiot so i decided to actually approach you without thinking what to exactly say, yea i like what i see and its a shame that i miss out
whats your name, where are you from, what do you do...
or something of the sort, each time different, each time different compliment of why i decided she was the one to be approached
it doesnt work at every girl, but what matters is you do it honestly or honestly sounding as possible and she will immediately do one of few things:
say she has a boyfriend (she either doesnt liek the way you look or she really has one and will brag to her friends she was approached), ask a question instead of answering (she wants you to be more interesting), be lost for words (could be anything), or tell you to gtfo or say some dumb shit which can also be anything or nothing conclusive
the thing is to keep an EXCITING conversation going
for that you need practice by talking nonsense (chatting, smalltalk, joking) in a positive way
you have to make yourself interesting
remember as i said, there are no magic sentences or words you can prepare in advance, you have to improvise everything and guess or follow what next
its not easy at all no matter who says what, but its essential if you ever want to have a relationship with a woman or impregnate her
Noah Anderson
the Brit anthem
Lucas Cooper
peng gyal is a diamond dozen
peng trannard is a massive statistical improbability.
Noah Hall
Hate how thick the zoomers in my office are
Jonathan Ross
Mason Jenkins
hiding in the documentation room so i can phone post without the glare of toilberg
Samuel Kelly
>escalated
Hate that word.
Michael King
some of them are like soulless robots with absolutely nothing behind the eyes
David Anderson
is their fat zoomussy distracting you from working?
Zachary Kelly
perhaps you aren't training them very well, have you considered that?
Jack Taylor
they're "thick" alright ;)
Isaiah Nguyen
>Not having your own room
LMAO KEK ROFLCOPTER
Zachary Green
love these little niggas
Daniel Williams
both of them are disgusting vile creatures that hate themselves and society
only reasonable decision is to get a christian waifu who honors God and you
Michael James
snap crackle pop
James Garcia
Imagine Emma Watson farting in your face. Bliss.
Cooper Baker
the documentation room essentially is my own room, im the only one with keys
but EVERYONES desks (aside from management) are in an open plan office
Leo Hernandez
why are all the letters on youtube in italic
what the FUCK is going on