/brit/

asian male bros... i don't feel too good.

doing a poo :P

I work as a cook in a food stall - ain’t no deodorant, anti-persparent or anything is going to cover up the smell of cooking beef and frying chicken for the past 6-12 hours.

i wouldn't know

So I am my gifriends first sexual partner and things have been going well, however whenever I go down on her, she moves and squirms so much that I find it hard to keep my place. She says I do well however I'm worried that she's just saying that to boost my ego, which I'm really not worried about as I just want to make sure she's pleasured.

>ain’t no

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Richard Spencer looking well

My match

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>So I am my gifriends first sexual partner

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mad how hayley was the first ever tranny
there werent such things as trannies before her

That's why anime is our via et veritas et vita

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>girlfriend
>sexual partner
Why is out country getting filled with foreign men. How could this happen to us?

indianbros

oh sorry yes we have to talk like old timey carry on film characters
>OI YEAH MAH FACKIN BURRRRD YEAHH AH FACKEN LARVE MAH BIRD AH DOO!

passes pretty well tbf

doesn't

why are you matching with people 4000km away?

keep it on reddit next time

*sensual 1970s lounge music starts playing*
hey, I've come to fix your tv

I'm starting to think islam is based

>apply for the fire service
>have to enter info about myself
>white english, straight, male, atheist
>remember that my mate applied few months ago
>passed all the tests and the physical with flying colours
>but he got a call saying that they cant except him because they're "looking for a more diverse workforce"
>enter my details as a transgender jew

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kek

was shagging the gf then I decided to stop and come to /brit/

ar du galen?

*ties your testicles together*

LOL with the trannies. They have learnt to use applications that change their face

>hurr durr my tinder match

how many of those actually lead to dates?

fuck off

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What does this mean lads?

Is to better to be higher or lower?

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uuuhhh this wasn't in the script?

boggles the mind that some women have actually found me attractive.

i can only think its a rationalisation based on me looking 'ok' and them being worried about something like their age or weight or immigration status.

they won't want a tranny

>they cant except him because they're "looking for a more diverse workforce
*accept
And why fire service has to be diverse?

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it means runty lower class people with zero money skills can't just buy everything on finance any more which is a good thing

higher is better if you aren't a debtmaxxer, ours were historically low as well.

Anyone here dress like absolute shit?

they'll accept someone who calls themselves a tranny
no fucking idea

didn't a white guy successfully sue for discrimination a few years back over a very similar scenario

i smell like beeeef

I work retail and the customers who come in from the nearby KFC and kebab shop fucking stink worse than the old cunts who smell of piss.

Nogs eating nogslop smell bad?

It's frightening how many goyim I'm surrounded by.

maybe but there's no way that shit would fly in [current year]

>atheist
hat

Equality Act 2010

who is trying to destroy the UK?

I used to work in a factory that made Indian and Chinese foods for supermarkets and I would reek after a 10 hour shift.

White women pretending not to like black cock all that much before slobbering whatever BBC they can find on the club toilet, absolute joke

off to bed

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blair and every successive government

Believe it or not, lad, but most people don't actually find blacks attractive.

No I mean the people who work there, they fucking stink like grease.

northern syria lost, chud

sunberg has decided to punish us lads

what did we do to invoke sunbergs wrath

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I worked in a dogfood factory and didn't smell bad at all nobody ever commented on my smell

need big cheb turkish gf

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pooing a lil shite bum

Nice cool 22 here

anglo culture is on life support in the UK, it only lives on in australia

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will be at the beach

Gfberg is literally perfect and dating way below her league
Have absolutely no clue what this girl sees in a bellend NEET like me

need australia out of business pronto

get her blacked

19 over here haha

pooing the cum out

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mind altering drugs such as weed and lsd made me into a cripple you see before you today