If i right now try to get schengen and fly to france, how easy can i get asylum there?

If i right now try to get schengen and fly to france, how easy can i get asylum there?

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Very easy if you're gay

pretend you are ukrainian

jokes aside guys

bump

Bruh....
No they won’t give you an asylum.
Yes you’ll be forced to come to Georgia Yes you will pay $1000+ for some mediocre/meh apartment in Tbilisi.

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no they don't

You’re not black or muslim enough.
It also helps if you’re from one of their former colonies so that you can weaponise their white guilt against them

int is bad source of information i guess

You must be new here Any Forums is strictly for shitposting. It’s also controlled by fsb so you should be careful.

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>Join military
>Murk a few Ukrainians
>Defect afterwards
EZPZ

>asylum
Wouldn’t you have to prove you’re being persecuted by your home nation somehow? Simply not liking it might not be enough to justify that. Maybe wait until the war cools down and try to immigrate normally would be easiest option

so you want an asylum from what?
also if you are able to get a schengen visa it means you arent being actively FALSELY persecuted and is not in danger

>Simply not liking it might not be enough to justify that
somehow tons of muslims get asylum there

Go ask /trv/

>QUADS
Can i smoke weed in there while drinking wine?

Because they either are from a war torn nation or pretend they are. Russia is not being blown up or anything and there is not conflict in the streets so they won’t accept this as a valid reason. I hope you can move to where you want but you may have to wait and do it the normal way, fren

>pretend they are
quite nice, can do it

Just pretend that you’re gay and they’ll give you asylum.
You could probably pull the gender dysphoria card as well.
Either way, the only thing that matters is that you get your feet on the ground in France. Once you’re there, you’ll have all sorts of Jews, Lefties, and Immigration lawyers that will ensure that you don’t get deported

>you’re gay and they’ll give you asylum
Hahahahha, not even gonna work.
Thats so 1990s scam.
1st world countries dont care about 3rdies gay or not.
Seems like you are 16, no idea about how life works.

why would you do that ? I don't even know sorry

are you:
>a political dissident
>religiously persecuted
>politically persecuted
>otherwise in the pawns of western powers

no? No asylum for you

probably a draft dodger
coward doesn't want to fight in ukraine nor protest against putin

reported to the FSB for trying to betray putin