Why did so many Germans move to America?

Why did so many Germans move to America?

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Because for centuries our neighbours invaded and burned our cities and crops every 5 minutes while the retarded duke or count in charge sat in his castle jerking off to flute concerts

wanna jerk off to flute concerts together?

Minnesota is Somali.

You're thinking about Oslo

True. I fucked many BIG booty somalis there

They're probably majority Anglo if you cull the larp census submissions

At least Oslo doesn't have Muslim prayer allowed in the city.

Sounds Swedish to me.

That's hogwash. They're 90% Amerikkkan, 10% Somali

the answer is simple
a lot of german women have sex with dogs
this is not even a joke

german men figured that out and said whooops that´s kind of strange and cringe, let´s get outta here

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Here is California there is a town called kingsburg and I was driving through one time and there was this big parade with a bunch of blonde people and I thought it was very strange considering most people here are el Mexicano but turns out there is a big swedish population. Or well, descendants at least. I'm sure none of them speak swedish.

Did you know Minnesota also has the highest amounts of Ethiopians and Somalians in the united states?
Like it's actually true

>the nation's largest Somali community
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Swedish DNA is no good even in trace amounts. History has shown us time and time again. Anytime Swedes form a community they will import african immigrants no matter where they reside in the world

Swedes were built for BBC

I took a dna test and my results were 0% british, mostly german and scandinavian
>t. Minnesotan

Wow, a sample size of literally one.

Why do people always say this, most people in the Midwest don't even have English surnames. Have you ever been there?

you can play my skin flute anytime

I am the only minnesotan of note so yes

Now's the part where you respond with a useless personal anecdote or some cope about forced anglicization

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i always wondered about this. im only about 25% british, but i have an anglo surname. is it the same for most shartmericans?

This.
They can't escape it. Their women crave it everywhere they go. It's literally their fate to be Blacked.

american is a mutt england, simple as

America is primarily, an Anglo-Celtic country.

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tfw no anglo german american gf

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They need a lot of mechanics whenever wolf blitzer breaks down

No. We're mostly Germans and Scandinavians here.
There's a few, but only in the larger cities.

>Johansson
>Anderrson
>Nillson
You're dumb

Most shartmericans are more British and less [exotic mystery meat ethnicity] than they think they are.

Yep. What is Anglicization?

wars in the 1800s