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the sweden thread is so much better than the brit thread
why arent brits funnt

love it round croydon, good for some pints, bit dicey but if you aren't a melt its a good laugh. bonus is how much provincial curtain twitchers get upset about places like that but won't ever leave their shit town

just noticed some avatar or signature use

you lads got names for your willies at all? mines Ladybird

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dubs and I do a BIG smelly POO in my underwear

might pop in spoons

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South London shouldn’t exist. There’s a reason the civilised parts of London don’t even connect to it via transport and the tube barely even goes into south.

all women should be arrested

crazy

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wanked for the first time in a week
coomed like 3x the average volume and my balls hurt as i did

ktim earlier on in the day

go on then...

south London is best mate
>Bigger houses
>better green spaces
>less crime

haha im waiting :)

10/10 post

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corr pics? x

>South London shouldn’t exist. There’s a reason the civilised parts of London don’t even connect to it via transport and the tube barely even goes into south.

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sorry but why are brits cunts?

who would win?

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People always say this but south west London is so much nicer than north. Richmond is probably the comfiest place in London (probably because it's the only place that doesn't feel like London) and you've got lots of safe middle-class enclaves like Wimbledon, Clapham, and Wandsworth. Slightly bigger houses and a fair amount of parks/commons, whereas the north is just densely-populated urban sprawl.

>bellow

look at all this rent freeage

i had a very disturbing dream last night of myself cutting my own cock and balls off with a saw
don't know what that was about

would play out like this

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yeah mad that

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I would break any of your faces in, you know that right

i don't trust anything in american media
or the BBC

i don't think ukraine vs russia is just a good vs evil story.

fuck

Ah, the rolling green and pleasant fields of England. Richard the Lionheart was said to have stayed the night in footasylum

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uwu break me daddy

wasnt funny the first time you posted it

wish youd kiss mine x

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South-West London is probably the most developed places in the whole country if you were to use HDI metrics etc, there isn't anywhere in the UK that is better to live if you are affluent imo.

The free world—yes, if one world is to have any real meaning, it must find it in freedom. All our economic interests, all our moral and spiritual needs reach out for freedom. We are a sea-faring race, a race of merchants and empire builders. It is not our destiny to huddle together in these islands, protecting ourselves from the winds of change and competition. And tied to our merchant venturing, has been our spirit—the free spirit—which has so marked our nation down the centuries.

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>wasnt funny the first time you posted it

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Harry styles this Harry styles that
Wish he’d fuck off
Why is he so popular

evil, demented little creature

Tune
youtu.be/B1YX2pHBFlc

Boris has an ethics adviser?

*scrambles to look at the early life section on the Harry styles Wikipedia page*

Weird how he's the only one of One Direction that ended up having any lasting popularity
Whatever happened to Zayn Malik? Remember when he had a #1 single and all that

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i live in a london flatshare that i hate.

i've decided that if life is to have no joys, i might as well reject ANY comfort whatsoever.
i got the landlord to take the bed out of the room and now i just sleep on the floor.
i only eat one meal a day in the morning and nothing at all after 12.

> less crime

cannot imagine believing this

had a baby with gigi hadid last I heard

fasting like that is actually good for you

Money is not an end in itself. It enables one to live the kind of life of one's own choosing. Some will prefer to put a large amount to raising material standards, others will pursue music, the arts, the cultures, others will use their money to help those here and overseas about whose needs they feel strongly and do not let us underestimate the amount of hard earned cash that this nation gives voluntarily to worthy causes. The point is that even the Good Samaritan had to have the money to help, otherwise he too would have had to pass on the other side.

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Does this man even think before he posts? Yeah mate nobody should expect unelected international institutions to interfere with the policies of an elected government. What a fucking nonce

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It's too hot my balls are stuck to me fucking elbow

also never watch tv or listen to music.
refuse to pursue any woman for sex or relationships.

spend most of my day thinking about death; but refuse to do anything to hasten it.

:(

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not a fan of these bluetick neoliberals
simple as

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>Yeah mate nobody should expect unelected international institutions to interfere with the policies of an elected government.
you mean house of lords? or the queen?

Yeah don't get me wrong you have to be filthy rich to live somewhere like Richmond, but the point is it completely conflicts with this idea that south London is a shithole

quite like the song "same as it was"
quite decent actually
never cared for 1D as I have never been an eight year old female

> clapham

Not the same as the others this

any atheist man in?

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Turned out to be some weirdo
Beat up Gigi Hadid and her mum
Made some rap song saying fuck the queen and his farts are better than kanye west

Clapham and Wandsworth are quite similar desu. Richmond mogs the rest of them.

just remembered that webm of that finnish lad that got into a fight outside a pub and the other lad slammed him head first into the pavement and his neck bent at a 90 degree angle. He just flopped and became paralysed for life

fucking fucked my life up completely fucking fucked it lads

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would love to get a cat, but don't want to become a cat person - not until I'm at least in my late twenties

Been seeing people wearing these out and about even though they are not in close proximity to a body of water.

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House of Lords can be pushed aside easily after amendments are voted down back in the commons. The Queen just rubber stamps all bills

>Made some rap song saying fuck the queen and his farts are better than kanye west
kek, link?

Asians are not the in thing at the moment. Even whites are more trendy in media at the minute as long as they conform to the right stuff (like Harry styles)

I fasted like this in uni because I was poor and accidentally went from being an obese prick to a perfect BMI without even really realising it until people started commenting on how good I looked and I realised I was on the last notch of my belt. Went from a 36 to 32 waist without even realising it